Beware of the Booggeyman

I was in Hellfire Peninsula on my Druid when Booggeyman started spamming the General chat channel with his inane questions about which class is best. Nobody answered him, so he said ‘guys … and girls’. So I explain to him why nobody is replying:

I consider that to be the end of it. WRONG.

If telling the truth makes someone ignorant, then I guess I’m ignorant. I guess he also ignored whoever told him to shut up. What a twat.

I’ll DPS where I want, thank you

I was doing Utgarde Keep (Normal) on my Death Knight with a Dungeon Finder group, and all was going well … until we got to the last boss.

As DPS, I quickly got stuck in and did my job. Then, I died. I was killed by Ingvar’s Smash ability. The fact I was standing between his legs (so that I was both behind and in front of him) probably didn’t help.

If I recall correctly, Aphoenix was the healer. But I was right. Out of all the times I’d fought Ingvar while standing in front of him (what a badass), that was my first death.

The Smash didn’t do all that much damage to me, so Aphoenix could have healed me. After all, the tank was doing a good job. His gear meant that he hardly needed any heals.

While telling me how to do my job, Aphoenix fails to do his own, and nearly causes a wipe. Who’s being the ‘idito’ now? … Nobody, because that’s not even a word (I think).

Scratch that actually. We did wipe. And all because he was trying to lecture me. Dumbass.

Funny how nobody else complained. As far as I care, if a group has good DPS, a good tank, and a good healer, they can stand where the fuck they like.

Getting butthurt about it proves nothing. I can only imagine what the reason for kicking me would have been. I’m guessing ‘he has a point, so get rid of him before he owns me with logic plz’.

But I had the last laugh. Despite where I was standing (and dying 30 seconds into the fight), I still managed this:

So fuck the lot of you.

Calm down dear, it’s only PvP

I was in Hellfire Peninsula on my Level 80 Paladin when I decided to capture the fortifications in the area. Unfortunately, in order to accomplish this goal, I had to kill a Horde player in their mid-60s. It happens to us all.

Sadly, the person I killed (forgot his name, sorry) didn’t like the fact they were just ganked, so they immediately created an Alliance character:

The fact they levelled this character to 2 in order to bypass my anti-spam addon shows just how pissed off they are, and how far they’ll go to show that.

Of course, they are pathetic. I kill many low level Horde. A vast majority of them accept that if a lowbie flags themselves for PvP, they will probably get killed by a higher level player. Very rarely does someone react like this person.

So I tell them this. If they didn’t want to risk being ganked, they shouldn’t have put their PvP on. I ignore this character and continue doing what I was doing – but unfortunately, this person hasn’t quite finished. They make yet ANOTHER character:

So I put this one on ignore as well. Does he take the hint and fuck off? The hell he does.

Ahhh yes. The threat. Couldn’t face the truth about PvP, so he makes the old ‘my mates and I will beat you up’ threat. What a sadact. But that’s the World of Warcraft for you.

Next time I decide to gank someone, I’ll think of this person … and do it anyway. Fuck him.

Adasik, King of the Spammers

Since we’re starting with the old stories, I might as well get started with an old classic. Back in the days before Cataclysm, I was running Nexus HC on my Mage. The tank was a Paladin named Adasik.

We got started, and eventually my DPS generated enough threat for the enemy to turn their attention to me. Using my VGComms addon, I sent a message saying that I was under attack.

Adasik immediately tells me to ‘turn off my addon’. Someone else in the group thought he was talking to them, but Adasik quickly put them right.

Now, all I did was inform the tank I was under attack. Nothing wrong with that, right? So I tell him, rather bluntly in fact, that he can’t tell me what to do regarding my addons.

That’s when all hell broke loose. Adasik immediately activates his spam addon, and my single line of text is combated with this massive load of crap:

So yeah, he is certainly upset. OVER NOTHING.

I think I made a valid point. After all, as tank, it IS his job to keep us DPS alive. But no, he doesn’t like it when they remind him of that task.

He ragequit shortly after, and I haven’t seem him since. Thank fuck for that.

We’re Back!

Welcome back to Idiots of Warcraft.

I still have all the old screenshots, so I will be posting the stories they relate to before I do any new ones. As always, if any of the people I feature wish for me to remove their story, all they have to do is ask (and in some cases, apologise).

Watch this space, for IoW is back – and just as offensive as ever.