100% Chance Of Failure

I was in a dungeon earlier, and we were doing quite well. The tank was doing the job very well – even as a Balance Druid – and we were making short work of every encounter thanks to the good DPS (of the other two people; my Warlock’s damage sucked).

However, the tank died before the second phase of the Fenryr encounter because he ran out of range of the healer and aggroed a lot of wolves.

So, rather than admit to his mistake, what does he do? He initiates a vote to kick the healer, citing ‘useless’ as the reason. Yes, really. I voted ‘No,’ of course, but the other two idiots voted ‘Yes’ for some reason and the vote passed. At the end of the dungeon, I made sure to tell the tank (Speedypollo-Pozzodell’Eternit√†) exactly what the problem was:

BTW, how the fuck do you expect the healer to heal you when you keep running away from them? Fucking idiot.

I think I made my point quite clear, wouldn’t you agree?

Charge of the Moron Brigade

While I was on my Warlock, I was challenged to a duel by a Paladin named Pallystuff-Eonar; DuelResponse blocked the request, and I didn’t think anything else of it… until I actually decided to inspect Pallystuff.

At the time of writing this post, Pallystuff’s item level was 892; my Warlock’s was 825. Needless to say, this was another case of someone looking to fuel their overinflated ego.

Pallystuff challenged me again, at which I told them to piss off and put them on ignore. I then went on my Druid to find Pallystuff in the middle of a duel… with an 842 item level Paladin. No prizes for guessing who won that contest.

I couldn’t tell if Pallystuff was being sarcastic or not, but that didn’t stop me from being sarcastic and pointing out the obvious truth.

Starting shit now, are we? All right, let’s go.

Why do people always say ‘you mad?’ I see that as a sign of desperation, used when you’ve got fuck all else to say in regards to the argument.

You’re hanging around Goldshire challenging people who have worse gear than you to duels, but I’m the one who has to ‘get a life?’ Nice logic, you fucking hypocrite.

I don’t know who rattled Asalem’s cage; as you can see, I was quick to put them on ignore so I could focus on owning Pallystuff with logic.

According to the addon I was using – Pawn – it was 877 or thereabouts; an Armory search revealed the true number, quoted earlier in this post. However, the fact remains that Pallystuff’s gear was vastly superior to that of my warlock.

And it looks like someone else has been triggered by the argument… FML.

Another one?! Holy shit, these fools must be triggered by logic or something.

The Eonar and Blade’s Edge realms are connected; for all I know, you could be lying. And if pointing out the facts makes me a cunt then… shit… I must be the biggest cunt in the entire fucking universe.

Frigobrazo, if you are reading this then one, get the fuck off my blog and two, I hope you realise now how stupid you sounded.

Soulcruncher, you seem to have a severe deficiency in the insults department.

It was at this point that Pallystuff realised they had lost the arguments, and thus got sucked into the insult void that Soulcrusher and Frigobrazo were creating.

By saying that, you’ve just shot yourself in the foot. How can you say you’re not an elitist, if you are restoring to one of the many arguments that an elitist would use?

I was quick to point this out, at which point I put all three of these stupid twats on ignore and done a victory dance. Then I took these screenshots and posted this.

Which brings us to the end of our sad little tale. As you saw, everything I said was on point; everything they said was blunt, crude and without merit. If you want to fuck with me, at least be prepared; some proper insults are needed, for a start.

And now, to finish, let’s have some poetry:

See how their glory fades?
O the insults they made!
Navitas wondered.
Fuck the insults they made,
Fuck the Moron Brigade,
Fools times six hundred.

(With apologies to Alfred Tennyson.)

Well, That Escalated Quickly… Again

I was on my Priest, Nogametime, whom I have geared for Level 20 twinking, when I challenged a Warlock named Ryan (yes, that was his name) to a duel.

I won the duel quite easily, but Ryan didn’t seem to like that:

He ran off after calling me a ‘cheating bastard,’ hence why I yelled ‘QQ more.’ Shortly thereafter, however, I notice that he tried to whisper me. Since I’m using the BadBoy addon to block all incoming whispers, I didn’t see it. So, I asked about it.

Can you tell that I’m being sarcastic?

Seriously, look through these screenshots and you will see that I haven’t said or done anything that remotely resembles being ‘mad.’ However, Ryan is failing miserably to spot his own hypocrisy.

Poor little Ryan needs to take a chill pill… or ten.

Yep. He mad. Honestly, kid, if you were ‘better than me,’ you would have grown a fucking spine and kept up the argument. But no, you just had to lose said spine and then resort to ignoring me like the little bitch you are.

Truth be told, I’m no better; I am writing this blog after all.

Still kicked your arse, though. ūüėČ

Well, That Escalated Quickly

I was on my Paladin, Roxxul, just hanging around in Goldshire, when a Rogue named Díeselz-Magtheridon and a Druid called Grumpydruid-Doomhammer approach.

And then, THIS happens.

What the actual fuck? Do these two cunts enjoy going around and saying this sort of shit about random people?

Also, D√≠eselz, you spelt ‘weirdo’ incorrectly. If you’re going to insult me, at least do it properly. You fucking moron.

HOLY SHITBALLS, A PLAYER IS IN GOLDSHIRE. CALL THE GAME MASTERS!

Oh, you’re ‘only joking?’ Well then, that’s great! topkek, m8, gr8 giggle.

… fuck you.

Needless to say, I have reported D√≠eselz for this; since I’m also a spiteful prick, I’m also sharing the story here.

Oh, and I shouldn’t have to tell you that what they were saying is a giant load of bullshit, but… what they were saying is a giant load of bullshit

Number Crunching

Hello, I’m the other guy who runs this blog. I’m still around; I just don’t seem to be as unfortunate as Geo when it comes to meeting idiots.

I had just finished Ragefire Chasm, when a role check is initiated. However, after myself and the healer – the only two people left – pick their roles, this happens:

Um, okay? That was certainly random; I’d better ask Pomeloana (hereafter referred to as ‘Pome’) what the hell is going on.

Wait, WHAT?! 100k DPS at Level 15? What is this guy on?

Maybe Pome has Recount, and is mistaking the ‘Damage Done’ section for the ‘DPS’ section? That’s a simple enough explanation, right?

Right?

‘Good luck finding an instance.’ Well, as a DPS, that’s already hard.

Are you for real? How the hell could you mistake 100 for 10? I think a remedial session in counting is in order, don’t you?

Seriously, though, how elitist can you get, to kick a Level 15 out of a group for ‘low DPS?’

Excuse me while I go and /facepalm hard enough to leave a mark.