Azuremyst This Level Of Douchebaggery

I have a Void Elf rogue called Brohoof, whom I am currently levelling so that I can get the armour set (and also because I need a rogue to open lockboxes myself, rather than pay some other guy a whole load of gold).

After reaching Level 40, I went to Stormwind to get my Epic Riding, then nipped down to Goldshire to see what was happening. While I was there, I decided that I wanted to change my transmog to the Blackened Defias set that I have; it was while I was sittting on my yak that the trouble began.

Oh, look, it’s yet another twink who is trying to feed their ego by showing off how totally amazing they are. I pretended to ignore this fact, and instead played the ‘I am a higher level than you’ card.

When I said ‘IDGAF,’ I meant that I didn’t give a fuck that they would – most likely – win any duel we were to have. DuelResponse was blocking their requests, anyway, so I doubly didn’t give a fuck.

However, Twentynine – who has many other twinks, I’ve noticed – wasn’t quite finished with me yet.

I’m being rude, now, am I? Well you were being a pompous jackass, but you don’t see me whining about that, do you?

Oh, look, another person from the same server; I bet you a hundred gold that they know each other.

And the reason I don’t have the Footpad’s Shirt is because it can no longer be obtained. It used to be the shirt that Alliance rogues started with, but the only way to get one now is to buy one – for a lot of gold – from the Auction House.

So me saying that I didn’t give a fuck about you winning a duel, and then being sarcastic to this other person, means that I’m having a bad day? What the hell kind of life do you live, if that’s all it takes for you to get upset?

Because clearly you do get upset at things like this, if you’re saying the same of me. Don’t try to deny it.

And no, I don’t know why the Shaman thinks they’re the Transmog Police.

How is anything that’s been said to me so far a ‘joke?’ First, you play the Elitist card and say that you’d beat me in a duel, then the other person has a go at me for not having a hard to obtain shirt!

Holy shit, somebody call 999; my sides have just split open.

I fnally realise that trying to talk to these people is getting me nowhere, and put them both on ignore. I then whisper the Shaman, explaining why I don’t have that damned shirt they seem to love so much.

Seriously, though, I don’t get people like this; they think that they are so great, but in reality they’re just pathetic little trolls hiding beind a keyboard.

Still, at least they provide me with content…

Everyday I’m Spam Invitin’

I had just logged onto my Druid when a Hunter named Nikoli, from the Drak’Thul realm, invited me to a group. I refused… but they kept spamming the damn things.

My request for them to stop was, as you can see, ignored; I put them on ignore as a result.

They’re a ‘spineless prick’ because, despite me giving them a chance to, they never once explained why they wanted me in a group. Common WoW etiquette is to talk to someone before you invite them, yet this person clearly didn’t know that.

So, the Hunter vanishes, then a Druid from the same realm suddenly appears and invites me? Yeah, nice try mate.

I don’t know what the fuck this person’s problem was, but who cares?

At the end of the day, it’s another twat on my ever-expanding ignore list, and another update for this blog.

(This story is filed under ‘Trolling’ because if spamming party invites isn’t trolling, I don’t know what is.)

Lilshaw? More Like Lilsore!

BOOM, UPDATE OUTTA NOWHERE!

I was standing around on my Priest when all of a sudden, a Rogue named Lilshaw uses the /chicken emote on me. I was curious as to why this was the case, so I asked them why… only to immediately regret it.

Wow, someone got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning!

Since when did BadBoy_Levels block duels? I wasn’t even aware of that being a feature.

Five times? Pfft, yeah right, pal; I’ll tell you why that’s bullshit in a bit.

I’d put the stupid prick on ignore by this point, hence why there are no more replies. Unless, of course, they were trying desperately to look up better insults than ‘faggot.’

I’d seen Lilshaw dueling other people in Goldshire, and then acting high and mighty when they won. So, I added them to my blacklist, which blocked the two – not five – requests they sent.

But whatever, I still got the last laugh.

I fucking told you you’d end up on here, you moron; perhaps this will teach you not to start shit with random people for no reason, hmm?

Rage With A Side Of Salt

I was on Nogametime – again – when this popped up.

All right, someone wants a duel. Better find them first; I like to inspect people before I duel them, so I know what I’m letting myself in for.

Oh, look, another one of these people. I guess I’d better decline this and use these screenshots to update the Hall of Shame for the first time in–

Hmm, it would seem as though this person can’t handle rejection very well.

Yeah, they mad.

(I normally try to avoid saying ‘umad,’ but I felt I could make an exception here.)

Uhh, you can’t prove that, pal… and I’m pretty sure you’re raging at me for no reason right now, so… yeah, fuck you.

(‘KYS,’ in case you didn’t know, is short for ‘Kill yourself.’)

Rowzy decides to choose the latter offer, whereas this other Shaman decides to pop up and… oh, hell, that realm name is looking too familiar.

Running away from the facts again, Mulder? Seems to be the only thing you’re remotely good at.

Anyway, this was a rather odd thing to happen. Oh well, fuck ’em.

(I should point out that this incident happened on the 13th of January, while the incident mentioned in my previous blog happened on the 7th.)

“It’s *Still* A Legitimate Strategy!”

I was on Nogametime, just chillin’ around Goldshire, when a Death Knight named Braazers asks if anyone has the Grand Expedition Yak. I do, so I get on it and allow Braazers to do what they need to do; they thank me with a /kiss emote, to which I respond with /salute.

Nothing wrong there, right?

Wrong.

Oh, boy, here we go.

Now you know why I’ve titled this post the way I have. Is Mulder seriously still harbouring deep resentment towards me after our last encounter?

Yeah, I think they’re still mad. Oh well, might as well explain things to them… again.

I did ignore them, yes, but not by adding them to my list. I merely blanked them out, because I was far too busy – and more interested – in focusing on owning you with logic (and then with Penance).

For the millionth time, yes.

Braazers/Mulder must be mad if they think I’m going to go “Oh, hey, I would be ever so grateful if you would please kick my arse in a duel.” and then just stand there.

‘Grammar,’ Braazers, not ‘grammer.’ Tsk, tsk.

That still makes you a… actually, I’ll just tell him.

Is it me, or does this person really like using the word ‘tactics?’

Seriously though, it’s the same shit all over again.

So I add them to ignore and leave it at that.

This person really needs to get used to the fact that people don’t have to fight fair in duels if they don’t want to.

Wait, ‘fight fair?’ What the fuck am I talking about? That would imply there are actually rules to be followed when it comes to dueling, or PvP in general. And we all know that’s wrong; hardly anybody even wants rules in PvP.

Now, if only I could figure out how to get this fact through Braazer’s thick skull…