One day, my brother and I decided to do some Cata Heroics, with me as tank. After a brief wait, we were put into a Deadmines group. One of our other DPS was a Shaman called Lionelmessi. We got past Glubtok and Helix without any problems, but once we got to the Foe Reaper 5000, everything went sour.

It all started with the question: “Who’s going to man the Prototype Reaper?”.

Conspiracy (that’s my brother) was only making the point that even in PvP gear, a person can output enough DPS for a heroic dungeon. I’ve seen Rogues doing that much, so why not a Death Knight?

I’ve been with PvP geared hunters who can manage over 22k in DPS. But that’s not the point. The point is nobody has got into the reaper yet.

Wait, you’re getting on at Conspiracy for ‘showing off with 12k DPS’, yet you just said ‘my hunter does 18k in PvP gear’? You hypocrite. That’s when I decide I’ve had enough of this guy.

At the same time, it all kicks off. As you can see, Lionel is clearly being immature now.

Oh good, he’s wanting to end it and get on with the dungeon.

Oh, wait. I never realised that he was being sarcastic. That’s not a good thing.

Again with the hypocrisy. When will this guy learn?!

He ran right past the Prototype Reaper and nearly pulled some of the Defias Reapers near the boss. *sigh*

There’s a reason I filed this under ‘Personal Fails’, you know. But you had to have been there to realise how much of a jackass this guy was. Also, if people want to insult me, it helps if they spell said insults properly.

I call him on his hypocrisy, while pondering what he meant by ‘nerdrage’. There’s nothing nerdy about calling someone a moron.

Without warning, he just jumps in the Prototype Reaper, pulls the whole room, and gets himself killed. Then he has the nerve to ask us where we were. After that, he leaves the group, and we get a new DPS.

If I learned anything from this, its that you shouldn’t brag about gear or skill because at one point, you had neither. Everyone has to start from the bottom.