Logic Bombed

I was in Goldshire on my Paladin when a Level 92 challenged me to a duel; I declined it and asked them ‘Really?’ to which they replied with ‘Are you seriously asking me that?’

When I replied with ‘I was just wondering why a Level 92 would challenge a Level 110 to a duel, a nearby Druid – Sejtnavn (hereafter referred to as ‘Sej’) – replied with ‘Yeah, he did that to me and whined when I killed him.’

I shrugged and replied with ‘Meh; I don’t duel, so IDC.’

That’s when the shitball began to roll.

Pruttemanden – hereafter referred to as ‘Prutte’ – didn’t seem to understand me when I said that I didn’t duel, and promptly challenged me twice. Then Sej started doing it for some reason; I guess they must have felt left out.

Reported? Holy crap, it must be the 2017 effect; can’t say shit without upsetting someone.

I was about to say to Sej that they could now report me for calling them a snowflake, when they brought up that crap about being the one who challenged me. That is true, they were, but they hadn’t even done it when I called Prutte an idiot.

And nobody is roleplaying, Prutte; I am making use of the transmog system. You might want to look it up to see what it does.

Look back a couple of screenshots; the proof is right there in front of you, good reader. Furthermore, DuelResponse told me, which is something else I mention:

Good for you; am I supposed to be impressed?

im sry, wer u expectin me 2 tlk like this? wel im sry 2 have 2 tell u that, unlike u, i hav a life outside of this gaem lolololololololol

Oh, look, Prutte is using the Gear Argument because they can’t think of any proper insults. And again with calling me a roleplayer; that shit is getting stale, pal.

It’s amazing how many people actually believe this; if such an option existed in-game, then I wouldn’t have created an addon to do it for me.

Prutte, seriously… turn the fucking Language Filter off if you want to cuss at me. Pussy.

No, you can’t. I’ve been through the options numerous times, and no option to block duels exists. Trades can be blocked, but not duels.

‘lol stfu’

Translation: I cannot actually prove it, so I will now resort to using a petty comeback in a vain effort to reassert dominance over this argument.

Your PornHub wall? Seriously?

Pay attention to this, as it will be important later.

Oh, and Prutte? You’re quick to point out that it’s a game, yet you still felt the need to insult my gear earlier; unlike you, I don’t spend every waking minute online.

Prutte challenged me another ten or so times after I turned off chat messages; the spam was getting annoying, and making it hard to take screenshots.

No, I didn’t check.

Because one, I’m not that stupid and two, it’s a lie.

‘PhotoHub.’ That’s a good one, Sej; pretty sure you didn’t call it that earlier.

Also, Prutte needs to learn what that phrase actually means.

Fun Fact: I just tried typing ‘PhotoHub’ on my Kindle, and it was autocorrected to ‘PhotoNic.’ So my guess is that either you’re talking shit – again – or someone has been fucking with your ‘autocorrect.’

MInd you, I can’t help but wonder why anyone would use autocorrect on a computer…

Prutte and Sej seemingly got fed up with my logic bombs, as they both ran away from me. Satisfied with my victory, I put the pair of cunts on ignore and prepped the screenshots.

If they’re reading this, then I hope you’ve both learned a valuable lesson about providing the evidence to back up your bullshit claims.

Whether you have or haven’t… get the fuck off my blog, you arrogant twats.