Before I came up with DuelResponse, I tried to avoid dueling by any means. I decided on using a macro to tell people I didn’t want to duel them. However, I didn’t quite get the wording correct on said macro, and when I used it for the first time, this happened:

Aerea isn’t the main focus of this story. Another person is.

Even though he wasn’t the one who challenged me, Flier feels the need to start shit. Right then, let’s do this.

Oh, so declining a duel (with a silly macro, I’ll admit) makes me a troll? Riiiiiiiiiiiight.

Is it over? … No? Okay then.

“Why the hell do you play?” … Wait, so Flier is implying that all you can do in WoW is PvP. *BZZT* Wrong!

I play because I enjoy the game, numbnuts. You only play because you’re an egomaniac with something to prove to nobody in particular.

Who’s trolling now, dickhead?

Flier shut up after that. Must have realised I’d just owned him with logic.