Killing Rares Softly – With Dick Moves

Geo Says: I was levelling Navitas in Valley of the Four Winds when NPCScan picks up Nal’lak the Ripper. I attack him and promptly get killed by his Blade Flurry, then again by his Tornado. But that’s just me learning.

On the third attempt, I avoid these abilities. I’m using Thrash on him for the bleed effect and to lower his damage done. Thrash, as you know, is an AOE ability. There are no other mobs around, because I killed them all before attacking Nal’lak.

Suddenly, some cunt named Tinybelth runs past trailing a group of mobs behind him – straight into my next Thrash. Needless to say, they all start attacking me, and I am forced to use Shadowmeld to save my life.

Tinybelth must have attacked Nal’lak, because as soon as I used Shadowmeld, Nal’lak begins attacking him. That’s when it becomes obvious.

The cunt DELIBERATELY ran those mobs into my AOE so he could steal the rare from under my nose.

Aim Says: I was there to help Geo fight the rare, but Tinybelth had already stolen it by the time I got to him. I whispered the dick about it, and he practically admitted that he done it on purpose.

Geo Says: I call him out on his Cuntism, and he says he’s reporting me for harassment. You can FUCK RIGHT OFF with that shit, mate. You were the one who deliberately tried to get me killed so you could steal the rare.

If that’s not harassment in its own right, then I don’t know what is.

False Accusations V

While hanging around in Orgrimmar on Navitas, a Priest named Corpsereaper asks in the Trade Channel if someone could unlock a lockbox for him. I offer to do it on Holiestcow, since he has a lot of these things to spare.

Corpsereaper accepts my offer, and I log into Holiestcow. I whisper Corpsereaper as soon as I enter the game world:

He doesn’t reply. A quick /who shows me that he is now in Dragon Soul. So I tell him why I am whispering him, just in case he forgot who I was.

Wow, OK. I guess he doesn’t like being bothered while raiding. Needless to say, this is a bit extreme, so I log back into Navitas and whisper him again, hoping for an explanation.

Either someone else has taken over control of the character, or this guy really hates me for some bizarre reason.

Not that he’s telling me, of course. Determined to get some answers, I log into Luxxoria and whisper him yet again. I also open a ticket. If I can get a 3-hour ban for talking to people like this, then I expect the same thing to happen with him.

I make a good point here, I think. Is an explanation really too much to ask for?

What. The. Fuck. Racism? Contrary to what I said, I’ve only been racist once in my whole life, and that was when I was in secondary school. I was about 14 or 15 and incredibly stupid. I still regret it to this day. However, I’ve never been racist in WoW. Not once.

I hope Corpsereaper has sufficient evidence to back up these wild allegations.

Hmmm, I tell him that he’s still not explaining himself, and he apologises. Sorry mate, but I’m just not buying it.

Good thing I didn’t accept his apology. I knew he was only taking the piss.

Regardless of what he thinks, he hasn’t ‘won’. At the time of writing this, my ticket was still up. However, I realise I forgot to mention something, so I log into Luxxor, my Rogue, and send him one final piece of logic.

I actually forgot to add what he said about my mother to the ticket. But the fact remains I had the final word. But just for the hell of it, here’s three more:

UP YOURS CORPSEREAPER.

False Accusations IV

Geo Says: Aim and I have our own bank guild, which we use to make money for all of our characters. On June 16th, we sold our Level 14 guild with four bank tabs, and swapped it for a Level 15 guild with six bank tabs.

Aim Says: This new guild, Incubus, was currently owned by someone I had as a friend on Real ID. She told me that she was wanting to join the guild that Incubus was merging with, but was unable to do so, as she couldn’t disband it, and the original Guild Master had quit playing WoW. I offered to take it off her hands, provided I could turn it into Geo and I’s new bank guild. She agreed (on the condition that her characters stay), and I was made the new Guild Master.

We kicked everyone out and demoted my friend’s characters so they couldn’t see what we had in the vaults, nor interfere with the gold we had earned.

Two days later (June 18th), the original Guild Master of Incubus logs in, and asks what is going on. I notice that she has joined the guild that Incubus was merging with. I tell her what my friend told me, and she says that she didn’t quit, she was only ‘taking a break’. She then demands that I give her back control of Incubus, or ‘the shit will hit the fan’ (seriously, that’s what she said).

Geo Says: Aim tells me what is happening. Quite frankly, I get annoyed. She gave Aim’s friend control of Incubus when she joined the merger guild. Therefore, I feel that she has no right to try and reassert her ownership.

However, to avoid getting the Game Masters involved, Aim agrees to give back control. Before he does, however, we set about emptying all six tabs of our stock. I take all our gold and leave it safe with Navitas.

After checking to make sure we have everything, Aim gives control of the guild back to the owner. We then leave and decide to form a new bank guild. We could have bought back our old guild, but  I decided that wouldn’t have been fair on the new owner.

Half an hour passes, and we are one signature away from forming ‘The Hoard’ (see what we did there?). This is where the shit hits the fan. But it’s not the old/new owner of Incubus. It’s one of her guild members:

Basically, I am being accused of stealing my own gold. I would like to stress that there was only 40 silver in the Incubus guild bank when Aim and I took over (which was from Cash Flow). I tell this idiot that all he has to do is look at the Money Log, and it will prove me correct. But he still insists that I’m a thief.

Fine, report me if you want. But I’m pretty sure the Game Masters also have a record of guild bank money transactions. So they won’t do anything.

He still hasn’t checked the Money Log. It only takes a few seconds, so do it already.

Maybe if I name all the characters from the Money Log, he will see that I am telling the truth. And I know I am swearing a lot. But come on! The guy accused me of theft, so I’m pissed off. And when I’m pissed off, I swear a lot.

I finally noticed that he hadn’t been replying to me. I check my General chat tab (since this conversation was in a seperate window), and I see that he’s not ignoring me. Maybe he’s checking the Money Log?

All I said was ‘fucking’. There’s a Mature Language Filter in the Options menu, mate. I suggest you fucking use it.

Needless to say, he put me on ignore after this. I hope he does report me. And I hope the GMs laugh at him. The evidence that I’m innocent is right in front of him, but he refuses to see it. And as for my language. Again – Mature Language Filter. USE IT.

I realise that I need evidence to back up my innocence, so I log out of Navitas, and log into Luxxor, my Rogue – who was also a member of Incubus while it was our bank guild. I pretend to be someone else and get an invite back. I then take this screenshot of the Money Log, which proves without any doubt that the gold I took did indeed belong to Aim and I:

As you can see, Luxxoria (my Mage) deposited 41,711 gold. Conspiracy (Aim’s Death Knight) deposited 10,000 gold – bringing us to 51,711 gold. There then follows a series of deposits and withdrawals (but mostly deposits), which leaves us with the 59,342 gold I took out on Navitas.

An hour later, I contact Guthans. By this time he has taken me off ignore. I ask him if he is going to apologise for accusing me of stealing. He does. However, he also tells me that he only whispered me because someone  from Incubus told him to.

If this is the case, I refuse to accept his apology on the grounds that he didn’t check the facts first. If I was him and someone told me to do the same, I would have checked the Money Log first and seen that nothing was wrong. If Guthans had taken a second or two to do this, I wouldn’t be typing this up.

Aim Says: As for my Real ID friend, the one who pretty much started all of this … we’re not friends any more. If it wasn’t for her giving me that dodgy information regarding the status of Incubus’ old Guild Master, none of this would have happened.

Wrongly Worded Accusations

I was in Orgrimmar on my Paladin, scouring the Auction House for bargains, when it becomes apparent to me that someone is begging.

The guy then tries opening a trade window with me, but thankfully I had managed to Block Trades beforehand. I then tell him what I tell every other beggar:

Wait, what? Nerdrage? Someone obviously doesn’t know the difference between nerdraging and normal raging (which I’m doing).

If he thinks I am nerdraging, he should have seen what the other person was saying. I also realised that putting him on ignore was a bit much, so I unignore him.

That doesn’t stop him logging into another character. Since he’s still thinking I am ‘nerdraging’, I decide to pretend he has the wrong person. After all, he think he’s talking to a nerdrager, and I wasn’t nerdraging.

Telling a beggar to ‘fuck off and earn gold’ is hardly nerdraging. It’s not even ‘raging’. All it is, in my opinion at least, is a forceful way of saying ‘No matter how many times you ask, I am not giving you any gold. So please go away.’ – nothing nerdy about it.

He finally realises that he can’t win this argument and shuts up. I put him on ignore for five minutes, just to be sure.

Anyway, part of me thinks that I could have done this a little better. Maybe I shouldn’t have played the ‘who are you?’ card. Maybe I shouldn’t have yelled. Either way, there’s a part of me that thinks I fucked up, so into ‘Personal Fails’ this goes.

I can haz loan plz?

Once again, it’s been All Quiet On The Idiotic Front. So, here’s another story I found using the wonder that is the WayBack Machine. I love that thing so much.

After doing the Outland cooking daily, I decided to head over to Hellfire Peninsula to harass the Alliance capturing the fortifications.

While capturing Broken Hill, a Gnome Mage and a Night Elf Hunter (both level 80) show up and force me away. Soon, however, a Tauren Death Knight and Blood Elf Paladin (also 80s) show up. Together, we kill these two.

But that’s not the story, oh no. While this was going on, I received a whisper from a Death Knight called Vandrilla…

It’s obvious I am being sarcastic. Who is this guy to be asking me for what could possibly be a fuckload of cash?!

I’m quite right to ask him this question, I think.

387 gold, eh? Hell no! With 387 gold I could get some useful item for myself! Fuck giving it to someone I don’t even know.

Oh, so you have 100g already, and want 287g from me? Again, HELL NO. My Death Knight had nearly five times that at Level 63!

Anyway, he goes quiet after this. I’m starting to think he got the hint. So, after I get my ass handed to me by a Dwarf Warrior and a Human Mage, I decide to make it clear to him one more time.

Well, shit. Looks like he threw a silent tantrum.