Another Dose Of Salt

I had just logged into my Druid when I was suddenly sent a whisper from a priest named Barbarian, who was on the same realm as me:

First of all, you are accusing me of swearing at you by calling me a ‘fukin noob?’ All right then, looks like I had better file this one under ‘Hypocrisy.’

Seriously though, I had no idea who in the hell this person was.

I got fed up with this crap, put the person on ignore and then thought that was the end of it.

I was wrong; they hounded me on EVERY SINGLE CHARACTER of mine that I logged into. It was as though they were doing a /who on my guild to see which character I was on. Eventually, after the umpteenth time, I logged into my Warlock to do a /who of my own.

I put Barbarian on ignore the second I logged in, just to be on the safe side.

Wait, Bridgeburners? Where have I heard that guild name be—

Oh. My. GOD. It can’t be… Flip, can it?

I am going to assume that it must have been; Flip is the only member of that guild I have ever had the misfortune of meeting. Yet, our first meeting was in APRIL; has Flip really harbouring a grudge against me for that long, just waiting for an opportunity to start shit once more? If so, then that’s a whole new level of pathetic.

Flip needs to lighten the fuck up and find a new hobby, as World of Warcraft is clearly stressing them out; might I suggest they try League of Legends?

From what I’ve heard, their player base is equally as salty, so they should fit right in.

Charge of the Moron Brigade

While I was on my Warlock, I was challenged to a duel by a Paladin named Pallystuff-Eonar; DuelResponse blocked the request, and I didn’t think anything else of it… until I actually decided to inspect Pallystuff.

At the time of writing this post, Pallystuff’s item level was 892; my Warlock’s was 825. Needless to say, this was another case of someone looking to fuel their overinflated ego.

Pallystuff challenged me again, at which I told them to piss off and put them on ignore. I then went on my Druid to find Pallystuff in the middle of a duel… with an 842 item level Paladin. No prizes for guessing who won that contest.

I couldn’t tell if Pallystuff was being sarcastic or not, but that didn’t stop me from being sarcastic and pointing out the obvious truth.

Starting shit now, are we? All right, let’s go.

Why do people always say ‘you mad?’ I see that as a sign of desperation, used when you’ve got fuck all else to say in regards to the argument.

You’re hanging around Goldshire challenging people who have worse gear than you to duels, but I’m the one who has to ‘get a life?’ Nice logic, you fucking hypocrite.

I don’t know who rattled Asalem’s cage; as you can see, I was quick to put them on ignore so I could focus on owning Pallystuff with logic.

According to the addon I was using – Pawn – it was 877 or thereabouts; an Armory search revealed the true number, quoted earlier in this post. However, the fact remains that Pallystuff’s gear was vastly superior to that of my warlock.

And it looks like someone else has been triggered by the argument… FML.

Another one?! Holy shit, these fools must be triggered by logic or something.

The Eonar and Blade’s Edge realms are connected; for all I know, you could be lying. And if pointing out the facts makes me a cunt then… shit… I must be the biggest cunt in the entire fucking universe.

Frigobrazo, if you are reading this then one, get the fuck off my blog and two, I hope you realise now how stupid you sounded.

Soulcruncher, you seem to have a severe deficiency in the insults department.

It was at this point that Pallystuff realised they had lost the arguments, and thus got sucked into the insult void that Soulcrusher and Frigobrazo were creating.

By saying that, you’ve just shot yourself in the foot. How can you say you’re not an elitist, if you are restoring to one of the many arguments that an elitist would use?

I was quick to point this out, at which point I put all three of these stupid twats on ignore and done a victory dance. Then I took these screenshots and posted this.

Which brings us to the end of our sad little tale. As you saw, everything I said was on point; everything they said was blunt, crude and without merit. If you want to fuck with me, at least be prepared; some proper insults are needed, for a start.

And now, to finish, let’s have some poetry:

See how their glory fades?
O the insults they made!
Navitas wondered.
Fuck the insults they made,
Fuck the Moron Brigade,
Fools times six hundred.

(With apologies to Alfred Tennyson.)

Well, That Escalated Quickly

I was on my Paladin, Roxxul, just hanging around in Goldshire, when a Rogue named Díeselz-Magtheridon and a Druid called Grumpydruid-Doomhammer approach.

And then, THIS happens.

What the actual fuck? Do these two cunts enjoy going around and saying this sort of shit about random people?

Also, Díeselz, you spelt ‘weirdo’ incorrectly. If you’re going to insult me, at least do it properly. You fucking moron.

HOLY SHITBALLS, A PLAYER IS IN GOLDSHIRE. CALL THE GAME MASTERS!

Oh, you’re ‘only joking?’ Well then, that’s great! topkek, m8, gr8 giggle.

… fuck you.

Needless to say, I have reported Díeselz for this; since I’m also a spiteful prick, I’m also sharing the story here.

Oh, and I shouldn’t have to tell you that what they were saying is a giant load of bullshit, but… what they were saying is a giant load of bullshit

Number Crunching

Hello, I’m the other guy who runs this blog. I’m still around; I just don’t seem to be as unfortunate as Geo when it comes to meeting idiots.

I had just finished Ragefire Chasm, when a role check is initiated. However, after myself and the healer – the only two people left – pick their roles, this happens:

Um, okay? That was certainly random; I’d better ask Pomeloana (hereafter referred to as ‘Pome’) what the hell is going on.

Wait, WHAT?! 100k DPS at Level 15? What is this guy on?

Maybe Pome has Recount, and is mistaking the ‘Damage Done’ section for the ‘DPS’ section? That’s a simple enough explanation, right?

Right?

‘Good luck finding an instance.’ Well, as a DPS, that’s already hard.

Are you for real? How the hell could you mistake 100 for 10? I think a remedial session in counting is in order, don’t you?

Seriously, though, how elitist can you get, to kick a Level 15 out of a group for ‘low DPS?’

Excuse me while I go and /facepalm hard enough to leave a mark.