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Killing Rares Softly – With Dick Moves

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Geo Says: I was levelling Navitas in Valley of the Four Winds when NPCScan picks up Nal’lak the Ripper. I attack him and promptly get killed by his Blade Flurry, then again by his Tornado. But that’s just me learning.

On the third attempt, I avoid these abilities. I’m using Thrash on him for the bleed effect and to lower his damage done. Thrash, as you know, is an AOE ability. There are no other mobs around, because I killed them all before attacking Nal’lak.

Suddenly, some cunt named Tinybelth runs past trailing a group of mobs behind him – straight into my next Thrash. Needless to say, they all start attacking me, and I am forced to use Shadowmeld to save my life.

Tinybelth must have attacked Nal’lak, because as soon as I used Shadowmeld, Nal’lak begins attacking him. That’s when it becomes obvious.

The cunt DELIBERATELY ran those mobs into my AOE so he could steal the rare from under my nose.

Aim Says: I was there to help Geo fight the rare, but Tinybelth had already stolen it by the time I got to him. I whispered the dick about it, and he practically admitted that he done it on purpose.

Geo Says: I call him out on his Cuntism, and he says he’s reporting me for harassment. You can FUCK RIGHT OFF with that shit, mate. You were the one who deliberately tried to get me killed so you could steal the rare.

If that’s not harassment in its own right, then I don’t know what is.

Imnotpatient? More Like Imadick.

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This post doesn’t have any screenshots, because my Internet connection died as I was about to take some. But I don’t think they’re needed, because you should all know by now that I don’t make this shit up.

Anyway, I was on Luxxoria, doing some random Heroics. I got put into a Deadmines group and we got going. We had decent DPS (almost – Luxxoria’s gear sucks), so we blazed through the bosses in no time.

One of the other DPS, a Death Knight from the Sylvanas realm by the name of Imnotpatient, was Needing on everything he could.

When Vanessa VanCleef injected us with the Nightmare Elixir, we quickly made our way back to her. Unfortunately, I died in the Machine Nightmare. Those spinning lightning things always get me.

So, Imnotpatient decides to call me a noob. I tell him to fuck off, and re-enter the dungeon, only to die again when Vanessa blows up the ship. Imnotpatient has another go at me, and once again I tell him to fuck off.

I collect my body for the second time, and Imnotpatient dies. HA. Fucking KARMA, bitch. He tries to apologise to me for insulting me, but I’m not having it. He did it for no reason to begin with, so he can stick his apology.

Vanessa died, and we all went our seperate ways. The run wasn’t all bad though, I got a Corsair’s Overshirt and I even met another Brony.

But yeah, Imnotpatient. Next time you want to insult someone …

… don’t. Just. Fucking. Don’t.

Killerox the Klueless (via @Hotash1)

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Geo Says: Well, look at this. I was beginning to think that nobody was going to send in something for me to look at, but I guess I was wrong.

This story was sent in by Hotash, from the Frostmourne (US) realm. He has included his own commentary, which is below.

Hotash Says: We were at Queen Azshara, and had just wiped because nobody interrupted her. The tank starts raging, accusing me of not interrupting. Since I was the healer, I was kinda focusing on that.

Geo Says: I love how some people always ask this after a wipe.

Hotash Says: My friend who had tagged along quickly put him right, and that was that. At least until the last boss, when he demanded that I use Life Grip (Leap of Faith) to pull him to the Hourglass so that he could use it, rather than let me do it.

Geo Says: And that’s that. Seems to me like this guy needs to learn the difference between the icons for tank and healer. Maybe get an attitude adjustment as well.

Thanks for sending this in, Hotash! I really appreciate it.

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Weeping Weetos

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I was on Luxxoria, doing various things such as making Netherweave Bags and Disenchanting the crap my alts send, when I see a mage advertising portals. He’s asking for gold as payment, so I put out my own advertisement for free portals.

Nothing wrong with that, right? Weetos doesn’t seem to think so.

I meant ‘deal with it’ in a ‘sorry, but this is just business’ kind of way. Not a ‘fuck you, my portals are better’ kind of way.

No idea what brought that on.

So he’s a sore loser and a hypocrite. Go figure.

Nobody took me up on my offer of free portals, anyway. They probably thought I was trolling or some shit.

Pulling 101

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I was tanking Hour of Twilight on Navitas. All had been going well, and we were at the second boss, Asira Dawnslayer. Anyone who has fought her will know she drops a Smoke Bomb every now and again, meaning the tank has to take her out of it so the DPS can attack her. This I did.

However, after we killed her, a Hunter named Projex started talking a load of shit, by claiming I wasn’t taking Asira out of the smoke…

I can say without a doubt that I was taking Asira out of her Smoke Bomb. I’ve always done it, so why would I stop now?

I’ll explain what I mean by this in a moment. I made a diagram.

Also, he wasn’t standing behind me. He’s just saying that he was in order to alleviate himself of any blame. At this point, we were fighting Murozond.

And that was it. We killed Murozond, I gave him this advice and left. Now I will explain what I think happened, using my little diagram…

As you can see, I am originally standing at the position marked by the orange 1. Asira drops a smoke bomb, so I pull her backwards out of it, thus ending up at position 2.

Projex, meanwhile, has ran from the green 1 to the green 2, however his LOS (indicated by the broken line) is blocked by the Smoke Bomb. So rather than move a few feet to his left/right, he decides to accuse me of not moving Asira.

It’s times like this I wish I could record videos. Sadly uploading them would be a huge strain on my Internet connection.

No matter, I’m fairly certain that I am right about my theory. As I said earlier, I always move Asira from the Smoke Bomb, so why would I suddenly stop doing it now?