Not A Very Nice Person

Unfortunately, my game crashed before I could take screenshots… but I don’t think I need to remind you all that we don’t make this shit up.

Anywho, I was on my Priest – Nogametime – just chilling around Goldshire, when a Paladin called ‘Nice’ from Darkspear randomly opened a trade window. At first, I assumed it was because they were deleting stuff and I just happened to walk by, but no; they were actually checking if they could open a trade window with me.

As soon as the window was closed, they and a couple of other fucktards – whose names I have forgotten, lucky for them – started calling me a retard because I was playing a character called Nogametime when I ‘clearly had game time.’

I wasn’t even sure what the fucking problem was; I guess people like Piers Morgan are correct when they say that people will get upset over literally anything these days (and I think Piers is a complete and total twat at the best of times).

Nice-Darkspear was the only one I remembered because of the sheer level of hypocrisy involved; calling me a ‘dumbass’ and a ‘retard’ isn’t exactly something that a ‘nice’ person would do. When I called them out on this, they replied by saying that I was the one who started throwing insults around.

Yeah, only because YOU DID IT FIRST.

Anyway, I eventually explained to Nice that Nogametime is indeed the character I use when my game time expires; I also use him to check out if anything interesting is happening in Goldshire.

Just my luck that something interesting was happening… and that I happened to be at the centre of it.

In the end, I put the stupid prick on ignore and left it at that.

Seriously, what I call my characters is nobody’s business. And I hasten to add that this isn’t the first time someone like Nice has had a go at me; I had a similar incident happen a week ago, but didn’t bother to write a story about it because I thought it was a one-time thing.

Boy, was I wrong or what?!

The next time someone feels like having a go at me because my name offends them (for whatever reason), I’m just going to roll my eyes and leave them to their mindless ranting.

Ruh-Roh, Raggy’s Rack!

Before we begin this story, there are a few things I need to point out.

  1. You don’t even want to know how many times I read that title in my best Scooby-Doo voice, to make sure it was somewhat correct.
  2. I am now referring to Shaggy as ‘him’ because I’ve heard people – whom I assume are his friends – referring to him as such. If this turns out to be wrong, I will gladly edit the article.
  3. This is tagged as a Legendary Fail because I’ve already done such a story about Shaggy; this is merely continuing the saga.

So, someone has been telling Deadshaggy about the last blog that I wrote about him. I only know this because I logged into my own Death Knight and saw him mentioning ‘that story about me.’

Upon seeing this, I immediately tell Shaggy that it was me who wrote the story. However, this only sets off another chain of fail.

Just because I’ve not got the same name as  the person you were arguing with, that doesn’t mean I’m not them. People can have more than one character, you know. (Or do you?)

And what, pray tell, are Blizzard going to do?

Two questions:

  1. Since when did Blizzard control other websites?
  2. Why the hell should I ever ‘truts’ you?

Wait, so this isn’t my site? Holy shit, I’d better stop using it; I’ll just ignore the fact I’ve been doing so for over ten years.

I’m clearly smarter than you, mate; you are spouting a load of nonsense that doesn’t mean a goddamn thing…

… and you think that I was stupid enough to post about your stupidity on the forum. Please, I like to think I have a little more sense than that.

Glad to see that someone finds Shaggy as annoying as I do.

Wait, why do I get the feeling that I’ve just been ignored again?

Stop whispering me, warrior; you’re getting in the way!

STOP IT!

Called it.

Once again, Shaggy proves that he doesn’t know anything. He was adamant that I had posted the story on the forum, which would mean that I would get permabanned. He also seems to think that Blizzard can tell me what I can and cannot put on my blog.

Finally, though, he proved – once again – that the ignore command is his best friend in the entire world.

There’s a limit to how many names that list can hold, Shaggy; what will you do when you get told you can’t add any more to it?

Zoinks, A Hypocrite!

Well, it would appear that 2019 is getting off to a great start; what follows is the first Legendary Fail I’ve seen since August 2014.

It all started out innocently enough; I was on my Level 20 twink Priest when a duel began nearby. A Death Knight named Deadshaggy – a name which should hopefully explain the title I’ve used for this post – asked them if they could duel elsewhere, as it was affecting their computer. When I responded with the age-old reply of ‘get a better one,’ all hell broke loose.

You see, whenever someone says that to someone else, they often take it in good spirit; Deadshaggy is not that kind of person, as you will now see.

Okay, so almost immediately after they told me I was being ‘rude,’ they called me a ‘kid.’ This was only the start of their hypocrisy, though.

I said something in jest, and you flip your shit over it? Puh-leeze, if I wanted to be rude, I’d have said something like ‘Nobody gives a fuck about your opinion, Shaggy, so shut the hell up.’

And now you’re telling me to ‘piss off’ and calling me an idiot. Yet, somehow, I’m still the one who is being rude.

Clearly they are a kid, because only a kid would try to bypass the Mature Language Filter by saying things like ‘u f rude’ and ‘f idiots.’ An adult who didn’t like rude words wouldn’t use them, so they’d have no need to try and bypass the filter.

You’ve said that already, and are now starting to sound like a broken record. A broken record with a bad case of hypocriticus bastarditis, but still.

Again, all I said was ‘get a better one then.’ Everything past that point has been Shaggy’s doing, so the GMs – if they even reported me, which I doubt – would look at the chat logs and see that I’m not at fault.

Mind you, these screenshots prove it just as well.

Is ‘kid’ really the only insult they can think of? It’s getting kinda stale, like the bread I had for my lunch the other day because there was nothing else.

Sure I am, Shaggy; you’re about as intimidating as a bag of kittens and puppies.

No, I made a joke; you’re the one who started being rude.

You said it in a public chat, meaning that anyone who saw it – like me – was free to respond to it as they saw fit. I’m almost wishing I hadn’t, but you have provided me with some great content for this here blog.

Banned, huh? Whatever, pal; the worst I’ll get is a muting. But I won’t even get that, because I haven’t done anything wrong.

Now they are talking to another rogue, namely the one who’s name you see above. I haven’t censored it because said Rogue is just as bad as Shaggy is; they once challenged my Priest to a duel then started flaming me when I refused to accept.

But enough about that; back to Shaggy.

Yep, still being a hypocrite. Maybe they don’t know what that word means…

Someone, please, fix this broken record already!

At this point, I went on my Druid; I tried challenging Shaggy to a duel, but they declined. Shame, too, because I was looking forward to tearing them a new one.

They’re still going on about reporting people? Jesus, does this person have nothing better to do with their time?

Wait for it…

There it is! Once again, Shaggy can’t handle someone dropping a few truth bombs on their self-centred little bubble of arrogance.

Shaggy was Level 105 at the time I wrote this; the only reason they could see my Level 120 Druid in stealth was because they happened to be standing right on top of me.

No idea why that’s worth gloating about, though. *shrug*

‘lvl 105 and  dont knwo how to quest’

See? I can make the same pointless arguments too, you know.

At this point, I finally realise something.

‘Why’ indeed; Shaggy is clearly too afraid to continue arguing with me, hence why I’ve created a new category – Hiding Behind Ignore – as a result of this whole thing.

Yeah, look at me being all badass and edgy. *rolleyes*

Fuck this shit, I’m out.

And there we have it: 25 screenshots of pure hypocrisy. I would say that I hope the rest of 2019 isn’t as bad as this…

But I’d be lying.