Logic Bombed

I was in Goldshire on my Paladin when a Level 92 challenged me to a duel; I declined it and asked them ‘Really?’ to which they replied with ‘Are you seriously asking me that?’

When I replied with ‘I was just wondering why a Level 92 would challenge a Level 110 to a duel, a nearby Druid – Sejtnavn (hereafter referred to as ‘Sej’) – replied with ‘Yeah, he did that to me and whined when I killed him.’

I shrugged and replied with ‘Meh; I don’t duel, so IDC.’

That’s when the shitball began to roll.

Pruttemanden – hereafter referred to as ‘Prutte’ – didn’t seem to understand me when I said that I didn’t duel, and promptly challenged me twice. Then Sej started doing it for some reason; I guess they must have felt left out.

Reported? Holy crap, it must be the 2017 effect; can’t say shit without upsetting someone.

I was about to say to Sej that they could now report me for calling them a snowflake, when they brought up that crap about being the one who challenged me. That is true, they were, but they hadn’t even done it when I called Prutte an idiot.

And nobody is roleplaying, Prutte; I am making use of the transmog system. You might want to look it up to see what it does.

Look back a couple of screenshots; the proof is right there in front of you, good reader. Furthermore, DuelResponse told me, which is something else I mention:

Good for you; am I supposed to be impressed?

im sry, wer u expectin me 2 tlk like this? wel im sry 2 have 2 tell u that, unlike u, i hav a life outside of this gaem lolololololololol

Oh, look, Prutte is using the Gear Argument because they can’t think of any proper insults. And again with calling me a roleplayer; that shit is getting stale, pal.

It’s amazing how many people actually believe this; if such an option existed in-game, then I wouldn’t have created an addon to do it for me.

Prutte, seriously… turn the fucking Language Filter off if you want to cuss at me. Pussy.

No, you can’t. I’ve been through the options numerous times, and no option to block duels exists. Trades can be blocked, but not duels.

‘lol stfu’

Translation: I cannot actually prove it, so I will now resort to using a petty comeback in a vain effort to reassert dominance over this argument.

Your PornHub wall? Seriously?

Pay attention to this, as it will be important later.

Oh, and Prutte? You’re quick to point out that it’s a game, yet you still felt the need to insult my gear earlier; unlike you, I don’t spend every waking minute online.

Prutte challenged me another ten or so times after I turned off chat messages; the spam was getting annoying, and making it hard to take screenshots.

No, I didn’t check.

Because one, I’m not that stupid and two, it’s a lie.

‘PhotoHub.’ That’s a good one, Sej; pretty sure you didn’t call it that earlier.

Also, Prutte needs to learn what that phrase actually means.

Fun Fact: I just tried typing ‘PhotoHub’ on my Kindle, and it was autocorrected to ‘PhotoNic.’ So my guess is that either you’re talking shit – again – or someone has been fucking with your ‘autocorrect.’

MInd you, I can’t help but wonder why anyone would use autocorrect on a computer…

Prutte and Sej seemingly got fed up with my logic bombs, as they both ran away from me. Satisfied with my victory, I put the pair of cunts on ignore and prepped the screenshots.

If they’re reading this, then I hope you’ve both learned a valuable lesson about providing the evidence to back up your bullshit claims.

Whether you have or haven’t… get the fuck off my blog, you arrogant twats.

Kiirondia the Hypocritical Coward

I was hanging around Goldshire on my Monk – something I tend to do a lot these days – when I saw a mage named Kiirondia talking to a Druid. The Druid, also Level 110, was offering 4,000 gold to anyone who could ‘kill him’ in less than five seconds. Kiirondia took up the offer and, being an Arcane Mage, made mincemeat of him in four seconds. The Druid offered the gold, but couldn’t trade it because of realm differences; Kiirondia (hereafter shortened to ‘Kii’) said that it was the thought that counts.

Then Kii noticed me standing nearby:

Hoo boy. Even if I didn’t have DuelResponse installed, having just seen how quickly she thrashed a Guardian Druid, I wouldn’t have accepted the request.

So, I make my feelings clear.

It would only be ‘fun’ because you know my item level is worse than yours, and also because everyone know that Arcane Mages are OP in PvP combat.

Interesting how?

The requests keep coming in, which tells me that Kii isn’t quite getting the message. So, I tell them that I am not going to disable the addon just so they can fuel their ego. Why do I think they have an ego? Well, look at all the challenges they’ve been sending; if that’s not a case of egoism, I don’t know what is.

How am I being rude? All I said was that I don’t duel and that you have an ego. Stating the truth does not make me rude, little Kii. You clearly do have an ego problem if you are spamming me with duel requests, despite me telling you that I don’t duel.

No reply.

So you’re insulting my name now? That makes you the rude one, you hypocrite. Furthermore, I don’t care what you think about my name; last time I checked, I wasn’t playing this game to make you happy.

That explains a lot; good thing I have a character on Quel’thalas. I log into it and see that Kii has gone into a battleground, so I tell them why I think they’ve got an ego (challenging me despite the item level difference and ignoring me when I said I don’t duel) and then go back on my Monk.

Just for posterity, here is a screenshot of my Monk’s Armoury page, taken at the time of writing this post:

And here is Kii’s:

I know what you’re thinking: ’28 item levels is such a huge difference.’ But hear me out: this person thrashed a Guardian Druid in four seconds; I would barely have had any time to cast a heal before I was nuked into oblivion by Mark of Aluneth.

Anyway, the fact remains that I was right about Kii having an ego problem; anyone who can’t accept that some people don’t like to duel, and then spam them with requests in a vain attempt to assert dominance or some shit, has an ego the size of Azeroth.

Kii is not the first to suffer this madness, nor will they be the last. But at least I can take solace in the fact that, while I would have lost a duel…

I won the argument.

Charge of the Moron Brigade

While I was on my Warlock, I was challenged to a duel by a Paladin named Pallystuff-Eonar; DuelResponse blocked the request, and I didn’t think anything else of it… until I actually decided to inspect Pallystuff.

At the time of writing this post, Pallystuff’s item level was 892; my Warlock’s was 825. Needless to say, this was another case of someone looking to fuel their overinflated ego.

Pallystuff challenged me again, at which I told them to piss off and put them on ignore. I then went on my Druid to find Pallystuff in the middle of a duel… with an 842 item level Paladin. No prizes for guessing who won that contest.

I couldn’t tell if Pallystuff was being sarcastic or not, but that didn’t stop me from being sarcastic and pointing out the obvious truth.

Starting shit now, are we? All right, let’s go.

Why do people always say ‘you mad?’ I see that as a sign of desperation, used when you’ve got fuck all else to say in regards to the argument.

You’re hanging around Goldshire challenging people who have worse gear than you to duels, but I’m the one who has to ‘get a life?’ Nice logic, you fucking hypocrite.

I don’t know who rattled Asalem’s cage; as you can see, I was quick to put them on ignore so I could focus on owning Pallystuff with logic.

According to the addon I was using – Pawn – it was 877 or thereabouts; an Armory search revealed the true number, quoted earlier in this post. However, the fact remains that Pallystuff’s gear was vastly superior to that of my warlock.

And it looks like someone else has been triggered by the argument… FML.

Another one?! Holy shit, these fools must be triggered by logic or something.

The Eonar and Blade’s Edge realms are connected; for all I know, you could be lying. And if pointing out the facts makes me a cunt then… shit… I must be the biggest cunt in the entire fucking universe.

Frigobrazo, if you are reading this then one, get the fuck off my blog and two, I hope you realise now how stupid you sounded.

Soulcruncher, you seem to have a severe deficiency in the insults department.

It was at this point that Pallystuff realised they had lost the arguments, and thus got sucked into the insult void that Soulcrusher and Frigobrazo were creating.

By saying that, you’ve just shot yourself in the foot. How can you say you’re not an elitist, if you are restoring to one of the many arguments that an elitist would use?

I was quick to point this out, at which point I put all three of these stupid twats on ignore and done a victory dance. Then I took these screenshots and posted this.

Which brings us to the end of our sad little tale. As you saw, everything I said was on point; everything they said was blunt, crude and without merit. If you want to fuck with me, at least be prepared; some proper insults are needed, for a start.

And now, to finish, let’s have some poetry:

See how their glory fades?
O the insults they made!
Navitas wondered.
Fuck the insults they made,
Fuck the Moron Brigade,
Fools times six hundred.

(With apologies to Alfred Tennyson.)

Number Crunching

Hello, I’m the other guy who runs this blog. I’m still around; I just don’t seem to be as unfortunate as Geo when it comes to meeting idiots.

I had just finished Ragefire Chasm, when a role check is initiated. However, after myself and the healer – the only two people left – pick their roles, this happens:

Um, okay? That was certainly random; I’d better ask Pomeloana (hereafter referred to as ‘Pome’) what the hell is going on.

Wait, WHAT?! 100k DPS at Level 15? What is this guy on?

Maybe Pome has Recount, and is mistaking the ‘Damage Done’ section for the ‘DPS’ section? That’s a simple enough explanation, right?

Right?

‘Good luck finding an instance.’ Well, as a DPS, that’s already hard.

Are you for real? How the hell could you mistake 100 for 10? I think a remedial session in counting is in order, don’t you?

Seriously, though, how elitist can you get, to kick a Level 15 out of a group for ‘low DPS?’

Excuse me while I go and /facepalm hard enough to leave a mark.

Warning: This Post Contains 100% Salt

While doing the new content on the Broken Shore, introduced in the latest patch, I came across an elite rare. Standing nearby was a Mage named Flippineck (hereafter shortened to ‘Flip’), who also seemed interested in what this rare had to offer.

I was in Bear Form at the time, which prompted Flip to whisper me.

After I didn’t respond to his calls of ‘go’ and ‘go m8,’ he decided to attack the rare himself; he was promptly face down in the dirt, which started the rest of what you see above. Flip was not happy that I had refused to attack the rare… not that I really gave a fuck at that particular moment, of course.

To be quite honest, I don’t give a shit about you ‘killing loads on your main.’ When it comes to fighting really tough enemies, I prefer to use something called ‘common sense,’ which involves waiting for more people to arrive. I’d offer to lend you some of my common sense, but I’ve barely got enough as it is.

Of course you can kill them on a fucking Hunter, you twat, because you’ve got a fucking pet to do all the tanking and DPS for you. As a Guardian Druid, I do not have that luxury – unless I spec it, though Treants suck – and then there’s the fact I keep forgetting to use Barkskin and Ironfur. Oh, and I fucking hate what they’ve done to Frenzied Regeneration.

You’ve probably noticed that I’m swearing a lot in this update. Well, there’s a reason for that. You see, after putting Flip on ignore, I thought that was the end of it. I did my Broken Shore World Quests and then returned to Dalaran, where I noticed the ‘new mail’ icon had made an appearance.

It was Flip, contacting me on another character to continue our already fucking pointless debate argument.

And if you want to insult the way I play the game, then might I suggest that you practice what you’re fucking preaching, you bastarding hypocrite?

I knew it was Flip, but I wanted to have some fun… for whatever demented reason was going through my head at the time. Oh, and I know my Druid is piss poor; I’ve invested most of her gold in some stuff I hope to turn a decent profit on.

Another whiny little baby complaining about swearing. Why don’t these cunts realise that there’s a fucking Mature Language Filter they can use? Or is Flip just jealous that I’m allowed to swear?

Once again, I tried to explain my logic…

And once again, it goes right over the fucking top of Flip’s head.

Oh, and I was quick to point out that he’s not allowed to name names when posting on the forum; since I am posting on my own blog, that rule doesn’t apply to me. So fucking suck it.

One last message, and that was it. Thankfully, I’ve not heard from the bastard ever since.

One thing did strike me as ironic, though, and that was the name of the guild these characters were in:

‘Bridgeburners.’ How fucking ironic… because you’ve definitely burned all of your bridges with me.

Cunt.