This post doesn’t have any screenshots, because my Internet connection died as I was about to take some. But I don’t think they’re needed, because you should all know by now that I don’t make this shit up.
Anyway, I was on Luxxoria, doing some random Heroics. I got put into a Deadmines group and we got going. We had decent DPS (almost – Luxxoria’s gear sucks), so we blazed through the bosses in no time.
One of the other DPS, a Death Knight from the Sylvanas realm by the name of Imnotpatient, was Needing on everything he could.
When Vanessa VanCleef injected us with the Nightmare Elixir, we quickly made our way back to her. Unfortunately, I died in the Machine Nightmare. Those spinning lightning things always get me.
So, Imnotpatient decides to call me a noob. I tell him to fuck off, and re-enter the dungeon, only to die again when Vanessa blows up the ship. Imnotpatient has another go at me, and once again I tell him to fuck off.
I collect my body for the second time, and Imnotpatient dies. HA. Fucking KARMA, bitch. He tries to apologise to me for insulting me, but I’m not having it. He did it for no reason to begin with, so he can stick his apology.
Vanessa died, and we all went our seperate ways. The run wasn’t all bad though, I got a Corsair’s Overshirt and I even met another Brony.
But yeah, Imnotpatient. Next time you want to insult someone …
… don’t. Just. Fucking. Don’t.