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Killing Rares Softly – With Dick Moves

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Geo Says: I was levelling Navitas in Valley of the Four Winds when NPCScan picks up Nal’lak the Ripper. I attack him and promptly get killed by his Blade Flurry, then again by his Tornado. But that’s just me learning.

On the third attempt, I avoid these abilities. I’m using Thrash on him for the bleed effect and to lower his damage done. Thrash, as you know, is an AOE ability. There are no other mobs around, because I killed them all before attacking Nal’lak.

Suddenly, some cunt named Tinybelth runs past trailing a group of mobs behind him – straight into my next Thrash. Needless to say, they all start attacking me, and I am forced to use Shadowmeld to save my life.

Tinybelth must have attacked Nal’lak, because as soon as I used Shadowmeld, Nal’lak begins attacking him. That’s when it becomes obvious.

The cunt DELIBERATELY ran those mobs into my AOE so he could steal the rare from under my nose.

Aim Says: I was there to help Geo fight the rare, but Tinybelth had already stolen it by the time I got to him. I whispered the dick about it, and he practically admitted that he done it on purpose.

Geo Says: I call him out on his Cuntism, and he says he’s reporting me for harassment. You can FUCK RIGHT OFF with that shit, mate. You were the one who deliberately tried to get me killed so you could steal the rare.

If that’s not harassment in its own right, then I don’t know what is.

Realm Change

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Geo Says: I am currently in the process of transferring my three main characters (Navitas, Holiestcow and Luxxoria) to a new realm. Only Navitas has been transferred so far. This means that updates might slow down a bit, until I get settled in.

Aim Says: I am also moving my main character (Balsto) to a new realm. Geo and I grew bored of the childish nature of some Vek’nilash players. From what I’ve seen, our new realm (Aszune) is much more mature.

Of course, only time will tell if that’s really true or not.

Did I Kill You? Deal With It.

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Geo Says: With Midsummer just begun, I was making my way around the zones honouring the Horde fires, and extinguishing the Alliance ones. Aim was with me, and he had to do the quest to sneak into the Twilight camp and gather intel.

I got there first and, since I thought nobody was around, I decided to kill the NPCs you are supposed to eavesdrop on. This atttracted the attention of a Worgen Druid named Windmor, who was stealthed behind me. He didn’t like the fact I had just killed the NPCs, even though they are on a quick respawn timer. So he proceeded to use emotes such as /laugh and /go. I tell him /no, and kill the NPCs again. This makes him flag himself for PvP. When I don’t take the bait, he uses his crab disguise.

While he’s using said disguise, I jump him. Aim also joins the fight, though Windmor kills him. However, he is weakened to the point where I kill him a few seconds later. I ressurect Aim and we heal up.

Aim Says: He only killed me because I forgot to stun him. If I did, I would have been able to heal up a bit. Oh well, live and learn. Or in this case, die and learn.

Geo Says: A few minutes later, Windmor ressurects. We take advantage of his weakened state to attack him again. This time, Aim lands the killing blow.

While waiting for him to ressurect again, I get a whisper from a Blood Elf Paladin named Tiriss. It turns out that this is Windmor’s Horde alt.

Basically, he’s upset that Aim and I killed him, and thinks it was an ‘unfair’ fight. I remind him that there are no rules in PvP, and he offers to change into his PvP spec and gear.

Aim Says: Sure, he killed me. But Geo killed him, so I don’t know why he’s being so smug. Plus, I got him back a few minutes later.

Geo Says: So I have ‘shitty tank talents’? Funny, they didn’t seem so shit when I was kicking your ass with them.

Aim Says: I whisper him as well and tell him that if he can’t take dying in PvP, he shouldn’t do PvP. It’s as simple as that.

Geo Says: I put him on ignore after this. A few minutes later, a Blood Elf Hunter joins us, also doing the quest. Together, we attack Windmor again, but since he was on a flying mount, he was able to get out of range.

Anyway, the lesson here is: If you do PvP, you will eventually die. And when you do, don’t cry about it. It won’t get you anywhere, and it makes you look pathetic.

Let’s just hope Windmor takes this lesson to heart.

False Accusations IV

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Geo Says: Aim and I have our own bank guild, which we use to make money for all of our characters. On June 16th, we sold our Level 14 guild with four bank tabs, and swapped it for a Level 15 guild with six bank tabs.

Aim Says: This new guild, Incubus, was currently owned by someone I had as a friend on Real ID. She told me that she was wanting to join the guild that Incubus was merging with, but was unable to do so, as she couldn’t disband it, and the original Guild Master had quit playing WoW. I offered to take it off her hands, provided I could turn it into Geo and I’s new bank guild. She agreed (on the condition that her characters stay), and I was made the new Guild Master.

We kicked everyone out and demoted my friend’s characters so they couldn’t see what we had in the vaults, nor interfere with the gold we had earned.

Two days later (June 18th), the original Guild Master of Incubus logs in, and asks what is going on. I notice that she has joined the guild that Incubus was merging with. I tell her what my friend told me, and she says that she didn’t quit, she was only ‘taking a break’. She then demands that I give her back control of Incubus, or ‘the shit will hit the fan’ (seriously, that’s what she said).

Geo Says: Aim tells me what is happening. Quite frankly, I get annoyed. She gave Aim’s friend control of Incubus when she joined the merger guild. Therefore, I feel that she has no right to try and reassert her ownership.

However, to avoid getting the Game Masters involved, Aim agrees to give back control. Before he does, however, we set about emptying all six tabs of our stock. I take all our gold and leave it safe with Navitas.

After checking to make sure we have everything, Aim gives control of the guild back to the owner. We then leave and decide to form a new bank guild. We could have bought back our old guild, but  I decided that wouldn’t have been fair on the new owner.

Half an hour passes, and we are one signature away from forming ‘The Hoard’ (see what we did there?). This is where the shit hits the fan. But it’s not the old/new owner of Incubus. It’s one of her guild members:

Basically, I am being accused of stealing my own gold. I would like to stress that there was only 40 silver in the Incubus guild bank when Aim and I took over (which was from Cash Flow). I tell this idiot that all he has to do is look at the Money Log, and it will prove me correct. But he still insists that I’m a thief.

Fine, report me if you want. But I’m pretty sure the Game Masters also have a record of guild bank money transactions. So they won’t do anything.

He still hasn’t checked the Money Log. It only takes a few seconds, so do it already.

Maybe if I name all the characters from the Money Log, he will see that I am telling the truth. And I know I am swearing a lot. But come on! The guy accused me of theft, so I’m pissed off. And when I’m pissed off, I swear a lot.

I finally noticed that he hadn’t been replying to me. I check my General chat tab (since this conversation was in a seperate window), and I see that he’s not ignoring me. Maybe he’s checking the Money Log?

All I said was ‘fucking’. There’s a Mature Language Filter in the Options menu, mate. I suggest you fucking use it.

Needless to say, he put me on ignore after this. I hope he does report me. And I hope the GMs laugh at him. The evidence that I’m innocent is right in front of him, but he refuses to see it. And as for my language. Again – Mature Language Filter. USE IT.

I realise that I need evidence to back up my innocence, so I log out of Navitas, and log into Luxxor, my Rogue – who was also a member of Incubus while it was our bank guild. I pretend to be someone else and get an invite back. I then take this screenshot of the Money Log, which proves without any doubt that the gold I took did indeed belong to Aim and I:

As you can see, Luxxoria (my Mage) deposited 41,711 gold. Conspiracy (Aim’s Death Knight) deposited 10,000 gold – bringing us to 51,711 gold. There then follows a series of deposits and withdrawals (but mostly deposits), which leaves us with the 59,342 gold I took out on Navitas.

An hour later, I contact Guthans. By this time he has taken me off ignore. I ask him if he is going to apologise for accusing me of stealing. He does. However, he also tells me that he only whispered me because someone  from Incubus told him to.

If this is the case, I refuse to accept his apology on the grounds that he didn’t check the facts first. If I was him and someone told me to do the same, I would have checked the Money Log first and seen that nothing was wrong. If Guthans had taken a second or two to do this, I wouldn’t be typing this up.

Aim Says: As for my Real ID friend, the one who pretty much started all of this … we’re not friends any more. If it wasn’t for her giving me that dodgy information regarding the status of Incubus’ old Guild Master, none of this would have happened.

False Accusations III

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This incident happened on May 29th, 2012. I didn’t have time to type it up until now, as I have been on a First Aid course for the last couple of days.

This is a two-author story. If a screenshot only has one set of commentary underneath it, then it’s from Geo, as this happened on one of his characters.

I was in Goldshire on Navitas, getting smashed. As you know, when you get tipsy, drunk or smashed on booze, everyone nearby knows about it. So imagine my surprise a Worgen Hunter named Swiftbow decides to use this information to launch an unprovoked verbal assault against me.

Aim Says: I had literally just logged in when I saw this guy start his crap. At first I thought Geo had done a random with Swiftbow (who we will now refer to as ‘Swift’), but when I saw him ask ‘Who are you?’ I realised that this wasn’t the case. So, I stepped in to defend Geo. After all, he’d do the same for me … I hope.

Geo Says: This was the second time I had been falsely accused of something in a week. I was gobsmacked, to say the least. Rather than stick him on ignore, I decided to stick around and see where this went.

Geo Says: Either he’s a kid who refers to his mum as his ‘Mrs’ (for whatever reason), or he’s an adult who doesn’t know how to turn off the Mature Language Filter. I certainly didn’t mouth off at said ‘Mrs’, but I’ll mouth off at this guy for making up stories.

Aim Says: He’s accusing Geo of mouthing off … by doing it himself. Hypocrite.

Notice how he’s not presenting his evidence? I lost count of how many times I asked him to present it to me.

Aim Says: I realise now that he never answered my question.

Geo Says: Logs can be faked.

Aim Says: Ataxiaqt … we’ll  get back to him later.

Geo Says: Ataxiaqt (hereafter referred to as ‘Ataxia’) butted in and told us all to ‘shut the fuck up and take it to whisper’. When Aim suggested he use /ignore, Ataxia called him an ‘ignorant n****r’. I reported him for this, and the offending chat was removed from my chat log. That’s why you can’t see it.

Why did I even take this screenshot? Oh yeah, to show the ‘Complaint Registered’ message. Now you can be sure I reported someone. But at least Swiftbow had shut up.

Geo Says: Damn, I guess not.

Aim Says: Am I right, or am I right?

Yeah, and I’m still waiting on that proof, mate.

I decided to kill myself to sober up quicker. Once again, I bring up the ‘no evidence’ argument. Once again, Swift ignores it.

Aim Says: He’s only making himself look like an idiot. Accusing Geo of insulting his ‘Mrs’, and yet here he is, calling Geo names.

Geo Says: Aim is right. I hardly ever go to Goldshire, so if I had insulted his ‘Mrs’, I would have still been in Stormwind.

I finally decide that I’ve had enough of this bullshit and decide to offer one final argument in my own defence. An argument which, I hope, will shut him up.

Naviitas. Navvitas, Navitaas, Navitass, Navtas … the list goes on. ‘Navtas’ is especially easy to confuse with ‘Navitas’, as you can hardly see the ‘i’ on ‘Navitas’.

A few minutes after I present this argument, ‘lol’ is the only reply I’ve received from Swift. I take this to mean that he’s either put me on ignore, or he has run out of insults. I’m going to assume the latter.

And that’s that. However, I’m not done yet. Remember Ataxia?

Well, after this was done, he was still spouting crap at Aim. He had already contacted Aim from two different characters. He then denied this when Aim asked him about it. I didn’t bother taking screenshots, as the only words Ataxia seemed to have in his vocabulary were ‘ignorant’, ‘faggot’ and ‘dick’.

Anyway, I’m done now. I hope Swift sees this and realises how much of a dickhead he was to me. And even if he does present evidence, I’m 99% sure it will have been fabricated.

Because any fool can create a character.