Azuremyst This Level Of Douchebaggery

I have a Void Elf rogue called Brohoof, whom I am currently levelling so that I can get the armour set (and also because I need a rogue to open lockboxes myself, rather than pay some other guy a whole load of gold).

After reaching Level 40, I went to Stormwind to get my Epic Riding, then nipped down to Goldshire to see what was happening. While I was there, I decided that I wanted to change my transmog to the Blackened Defias set that I have; it was while I was sittting on my yak that the trouble began.

Oh, look, it’s yet another twink who is trying to feed their ego by showing off how totally amazing they are. I pretended to ignore this fact, and instead played the ‘I am a higher level than you’ card.

When I said ‘IDGAF,’ I meant that I didn’t give a fuck that they would – most likely – win any duel we were to have. DuelResponse was blocking their requests, anyway, so I doubly didn’t give a fuck.

However, Twentynine – who has many other twinks, I’ve noticed – wasn’t quite finished with me yet.

I’m being rude, now, am I? Well you were being a pompous jackass, but you don’t see me whining about that, do you?

Oh, look, another person from the same server; I bet you a hundred gold that they know each other.

And the reason I don’t have the Footpad’s Shirt is because it can no longer be obtained. It used to be the shirt that Alliance rogues started with, but the only way to get one now is to buy one – for a lot of gold – from the Auction House.

So me saying that I didn’t give a fuck about you winning a duel, and then being sarcastic to this other person, means that I’m having a bad day? What the hell kind of life do you live, if that’s all it takes for you to get upset?

Because clearly you do get upset at things like this, if you’re saying the same of me. Don’t try to deny it.

And no, I don’t know why the Shaman thinks they’re the Transmog Police.

How is anything that’s been said to me so far a ‘joke?’ First, you play the Elitist card and say that you’d beat me in a duel, then the other person has a go at me for not having a hard to obtain shirt!

Holy shit, somebody call 999; my sides have just split open.

I fnally realise that trying to talk to these people is getting me nowhere, and put them both on ignore. I then whisper the Shaman, explaining why I don’t have that damned shirt they seem to love so much.

Seriously, though, I don’t get people like this; they think that they are so great, but in reality they’re just pathetic little trolls hiding beind a keyboard.

Still, at least they provide me with content…

Rage With A Side Of Salt

I was on Nogametime – again – when this popped up.

All right, someone wants a duel. Better find them first; I like to inspect people before I duel them, so I know what I’m letting myself in for.

Oh, look, another one of these people. I guess I’d better decline this and use these screenshots to update the Hall of Shame for the first time in–

Hmm, it would seem as though this person can’t handle rejection very well.

Yeah, they mad.

(I normally try to avoid saying ‘umad,’ but I felt I could make an exception here.)

Uhh, you can’t prove that, pal… and I’m pretty sure you’re raging at me for no reason right now, so… yeah, fuck you.

(‘KYS,’ in case you didn’t know, is short for ‘Kill yourself.’)

Rowzy decides to choose the latter offer, whereas this other Shaman decides to pop up and… oh, hell, that realm name is looking too familiar.

Running away from the facts again, Mulder? Seems to be the only thing you’re remotely good at.

Anyway, this was a rather odd thing to happen. Oh well, fuck ’em.

(I should point out that this incident happened on the 13th of January, while the incident mentioned in my previous blog happened on the 7th.)

Logic Bombed

I was in Goldshire on my Paladin when a Level 92 challenged me to a duel; I declined it and asked them ‘Really?’ to which they replied with ‘Are you seriously asking me that?’

When I replied with ‘I was just wondering why a Level 92 would challenge a Level 110 to a duel, a nearby Druid – Sejtnavn (hereafter referred to as ‘Sej’) – replied with ‘Yeah, he did that to me and whined when I killed him.’

I shrugged and replied with ‘Meh; I don’t duel, so IDC.’

That’s when the shitball began to roll.

Pruttemanden – hereafter referred to as ‘Prutte’ – didn’t seem to understand me when I said that I didn’t duel, and promptly challenged me twice. Then Sej started doing it for some reason; I guess they must have felt left out.

Reported? Holy crap, it must be the 2017 effect; can’t say shit without upsetting someone.

I was about to say to Sej that they could now report me for calling them a snowflake, when they brought up that crap about being the one who challenged me. That is true, they were, but they hadn’t even done it when I called Prutte an idiot.

And nobody is roleplaying, Prutte; I am making use of the transmog system. You might want to look it up to see what it does.

Look back a couple of screenshots; the proof is right there in front of you, good reader. Furthermore, DuelResponse told me, which is something else I mention:

Good for you; am I supposed to be impressed?

im sry, wer u expectin me 2 tlk like this? wel im sry 2 have 2 tell u that, unlike u, i hav a life outside of this gaem lolololololololol

Oh, look, Prutte is using the Gear Argument because they can’t think of any proper insults. And again with calling me a roleplayer; that shit is getting stale, pal.

It’s amazing how many people actually believe this; if such an option existed in-game, then I wouldn’t have created an addon to do it for me.

Prutte, seriously… turn the fucking Language Filter off if you want to cuss at me. Pussy.

No, you can’t. I’ve been through the options numerous times, and no option to block duels exists. Trades can be blocked, but not duels.

‘lol stfu’

Translation: I cannot actually prove it, so I will now resort to using a petty comeback in a vain effort to reassert dominance over this argument.

Your PornHub wall? Seriously?

Pay attention to this, as it will be important later.

Oh, and Prutte? You’re quick to point out that it’s a game, yet you still felt the need to insult my gear earlier; unlike you, I don’t spend every waking minute online.

Prutte challenged me another ten or so times after I turned off chat messages; the spam was getting annoying, and making it hard to take screenshots.

No, I didn’t check.

Because one, I’m not that stupid and two, it’s a lie.

‘PhotoHub.’ That’s a good one, Sej; pretty sure you didn’t call it that earlier.

Also, Prutte needs to learn what that phrase actually means.

Fun Fact: I just tried typing ‘PhotoHub’ on my Kindle, and it was autocorrected to ‘PhotoNic.’ So my guess is that either you’re talking shit – again – or someone has been fucking with your ‘autocorrect.’

MInd you, I can’t help but wonder why anyone would use autocorrect on a computer…

Prutte and Sej seemingly got fed up with my logic bombs, as they both ran away from me. Satisfied with my victory, I put the pair of cunts on ignore and prepped the screenshots.

If they’re reading this, then I hope you’ve both learned a valuable lesson about providing the evidence to back up your bullshit claims.

Whether you have or haven’t… get the fuck off my blog, you arrogant twats.

Charge of the Moron Brigade

While I was on my Warlock, I was challenged to a duel by a Paladin named Pallystuff-Eonar; DuelResponse blocked the request, and I didn’t think anything else of it… until I actually decided to inspect Pallystuff.

At the time of writing this post, Pallystuff’s item level was 892; my Warlock’s was 825. Needless to say, this was another case of someone looking to fuel their overinflated ego.

Pallystuff challenged me again, at which I told them to piss off and put them on ignore. I then went on my Druid to find Pallystuff in the middle of a duel… with an 842 item level Paladin. No prizes for guessing who won that contest.

I couldn’t tell if Pallystuff was being sarcastic or not, but that didn’t stop me from being sarcastic and pointing out the obvious truth.

Starting shit now, are we? All right, let’s go.

Why do people always say ‘you mad?’ I see that as a sign of desperation, used when you’ve got fuck all else to say in regards to the argument.

You’re hanging around Goldshire challenging people who have worse gear than you to duels, but I’m the one who has to ‘get a life?’ Nice logic, you fucking hypocrite.

I don’t know who rattled Asalem’s cage; as you can see, I was quick to put them on ignore so I could focus on owning Pallystuff with logic.

According to the addon I was using – Pawn – it was 877 or thereabouts; an Armory search revealed the true number, quoted earlier in this post. However, the fact remains that Pallystuff’s gear was vastly superior to that of my warlock.

And it looks like someone else has been triggered by the argument… FML.

Another one?! Holy shit, these fools must be triggered by logic or something.

The Eonar and Blade’s Edge realms are connected; for all I know, you could be lying. And if pointing out the facts makes me a cunt then… shit… I must be the biggest cunt in the entire fucking universe.

Frigobrazo, if you are reading this then one, get the fuck off my blog and two, I hope you realise now how stupid you sounded.

Soulcruncher, you seem to have a severe deficiency in the insults department.

It was at this point that Pallystuff realised they had lost the arguments, and thus got sucked into the insult void that Soulcrusher and Frigobrazo were creating.

By saying that, you’ve just shot yourself in the foot. How can you say you’re not an elitist, if you are restoring to one of the many arguments that an elitist would use?

I was quick to point this out, at which point I put all three of these stupid twats on ignore and done a victory dance. Then I took these screenshots and posted this.

Which brings us to the end of our sad little tale. As you saw, everything I said was on point; everything they said was blunt, crude and without merit. If you want to fuck with me, at least be prepared; some proper insults are needed, for a start.

And now, to finish, let’s have some poetry:

See how their glory fades?
O the insults they made!
Navitas wondered.
Fuck the insults they made,
Fuck the Moron Brigade,
Fools times six hundred.

(With apologies to Alfred Tennyson.)

Well, That Escalated Quickly

I was on my Paladin, Roxxul, just hanging around in Goldshire, when a Rogue named Díeselz-Magtheridon and a Druid called Grumpydruid-Doomhammer approach.

And then, THIS happens.

What the actual fuck? Do these two cunts enjoy going around and saying this sort of shit about random people?

Also, Díeselz, you spelt ‘weirdo’ incorrectly. If you’re going to insult me, at least do it properly. You fucking moron.

HOLY SHITBALLS, A PLAYER IS IN GOLDSHIRE. CALL THE GAME MASTERS!

Oh, you’re ‘only joking?’ Well then, that’s great! topkek, m8, gr8 giggle.

… fuck you.

Needless to say, I have reported Díeselz for this; since I’m also a spiteful prick, I’m also sharing the story here.

Oh, and I shouldn’t have to tell you that what they were saying is a giant load of bullshit, but… what they were saying is a giant load of bullshit