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Killing Rares Softly – With Dick Moves

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Geo Says: I was levelling Navitas in Valley of the Four Winds when NPCScan picks up Nal’lak the Ripper. I attack him and promptly get killed by his Blade Flurry, then again by his Tornado. But that’s just me learning.

On the third attempt, I avoid these abilities. I’m using Thrash on him for the bleed effect and to lower his damage done. Thrash, as you know, is an AOE ability. There are no other mobs around, because I killed them all before attacking Nal’lak.

Suddenly, some cunt named Tinybelth runs past trailing a group of mobs behind him – straight into my next Thrash. Needless to say, they all start attacking me, and I am forced to use Shadowmeld to save my life.

Tinybelth must have attacked Nal’lak, because as soon as I used Shadowmeld, Nal’lak begins attacking him. That’s when it becomes obvious.

The cunt DELIBERATELY ran those mobs into my AOE so he could steal the rare from under my nose.

Aim Says: I was there to help Geo fight the rare, but Tinybelth had already stolen it by the time I got to him. I whispered the dick about it, and he practically admitted that he done it on purpose.

Geo Says: I call him out on his Cuntism, and he says he’s reporting me for harassment. You can FUCK RIGHT OFF with that shit, mate. You were the one who deliberately tried to get me killed so you could steal the rare.

If that’s not harassment in its own right, then I don’t know what is.

All Hail Conan, The Lord of Linen!

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Oh my GOD, this new realm is SO DAMN QUIET! I’m so happy I am able to post an update. I’d move to another realm, but money is a bit tight just now. You know how it is.

Anyway, I was on Luxxoria, selling my stuff at the Auction House when I see a player named Conanthewarr (hereafter referred to as ‘Conan’ selling Linen Cloth at 4g a stack. Since I had twelve stacks of linen on the Auction house at 7g 50s each, I cancel all the auctions and put half of them back up at 2g each.

Conan promptly buys all four, so I put another four up, again at 2g a stack. This time, I advertise in Trade. What happens next is rather … pathetic.

You read that right, folks. He did indeed call me a ‘fag’ for undercutting him.

I didn’t really report him. I was actually hoping he’d panic. I was rather disappointed when he didn’t. But I’m right. I did get a three hour ban for telling someone to ‘fuck off and man up’ (or something along those lines). So by rights he’d get the same for calling me a ‘fag’.

I put him on ignore after this. Just to piss him off even more, I cancelled my Linen auctions (again), and put all eight stacks up at a 1 copper starting bid.

Conan didn’t take bid. However, when I checked a few hours later, I saw that several people had undercut him on cloth. I wonder how many of them got an angry whisper, or an angry in-game mail?

There are no rules against undercutting people on the Auction House. If there was, nobody would be able to make any money.

Which is something Conan really needs to learn.

I Got Ragekicked!

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I am currently farming Justic Points on Holiestcow in order to get one of these. I was put into a Lost City group. There were two Death Knights from the same realm as DPS. One of them, Aëtÿr, soon turned out to be a complete dick.

It all started when we got to the first boss. I was clearing the trash from around him, when Aëtÿr starts moaning about something.

I have no idea what he’s on about, but I assume he’s not happy with the fact I am clearing trash first, rather than pulling the boss.

Since I’m not pulling the boss (given that I am still fighting trash), Aëtÿr decidees to pull the boss himself. The healer suddenly quits the group so naturally, we all die.

When he said ‘DK!’, I assume he was trying to blame the other Death Knight for pulling the boss. But before I died, I targed the boss, and he had Aëtÿr as his target. So it’s obvious to me who pulled him.

Since we’re without a healer, we decide to wait on another one joining us. It also gives us a chance to whittle away the 9 minutes before we can kick Aëtÿr.

The rogue wasn’t interested in ressing him, and I refused to do it on account of his severe attitude problem.

Is he seriously threatening to report me for not ressing him? That’s hilarious…ly pathetic.

In the time he’s spent whining, he could have ran back four, maybe even five times. It’s not like Lost City is hard to find from the graveyard.

I never did ask him why he couldn’t just run back. Hard to believe that this is Screenshot Number 8, and it’s only been three minutes since he started this crap.

I have no idea why he’s blaming the other Death Knight for pulling, when I know for a fact it was him. And adding smiley faces to your requests for a res doesn’t make up for you being a complete and total dickhead.

At this point, the Rogue initiates a vote to kick Aëtÿr. Seems like he had to wait less time than I did. Unfortunately, I didn’t vote in time, and it failed.

OK, these two are definitely friends with each other. And I don’t know why he’s telling me to stop. He must be getting panicky over the thought of being kicked.

What the fuck is this now? I think he means ‘come here and give me a res, pussy’, instead of ‘come here and give me your pussy’.

At this point, I am able to initiate my own vote to kick Aëtÿr. But it failed. I guess the rogue either didn’t vote ‘Yes’ in time, or he pressed ‘No’ by mistake.

Why kick me? Unlike him, I’ve done nothing wrong. I wonder if Aggramar is this battlegroup’s version of Frostmane? In that all the dicks are there.

This is just getting sad now.

Where’s that ‘Leave Party’ option?

Oh, they beat me to it. I have my suspicions that if I had voted quicker when the Rogue put up his own vote, this charade would have ended long ago.

When it came to kicking me, Aëtÿr would have had one vote for ‘Yes’, since it was clearly him who started it. His mate would also be ‘Yes’, and the Rogue (hopefully) voted ‘No’. Since I don’t get a vote, and we were still without a healer, that would have been 2-1 in favour of kicking me.

Anyway, it’s over now. Hopefully I won’t see either of them again. And if I do … I’ll see what happens. Maybe next time I’ll get enough screenshots for a ‘Supreme Fail’?

False Accusations V

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While hanging around in Orgrimmar on Navitas, a Priest named Corpsereaper asks in the Trade Channel if someone could unlock a lockbox for him. I offer to do it on Holiestcow, since he has a lot of these things to spare.

Corpsereaper accepts my offer, and I log into Holiestcow. I whisper Corpsereaper as soon as I enter the game world:

He doesn’t reply. A quick /who shows me that he is now in Dragon Soul. So I tell him why I am whispering him, just in case he forgot who I was.

Wow, OK. I guess he doesn’t like being bothered while raiding. Needless to say, this is a bit extreme, so I log back into Navitas and whisper him again, hoping for an explanation.

Either someone else has taken over control of the character, or this guy really hates me for some bizarre reason.

Not that he’s telling me, of course. Determined to get some answers, I log into Luxxoria and whisper him yet again. I also open a ticket. If I can get a 3-hour ban for talking to people like this, then I expect the same thing to happen with him.

I make a good point here, I think. Is an explanation really too much to ask for?

What. The. Fuck. Racism? Contrary to what I said, I’ve only been racist once in my whole life, and that was when I was in secondary school. I was about 14 or 15 and incredibly stupid. I still regret it to this day. However, I’ve never been racist in WoW. Not once.

I hope Corpsereaper has sufficient evidence to back up these wild allegations.

Hmmm, I tell him that he’s still not explaining himself, and he apologises. Sorry mate, but I’m just not buying it.

Good thing I didn’t accept his apology. I knew he was only taking the piss.

Regardless of what he thinks, he hasn’t ‘won’. At the time of writing this, my ticket was still up. However, I realise I forgot to mention something, so I log into Luxxor, my Rogue, and send him one final piece of logic.

I actually forgot to add what he said about my mother to the ticket. But the fact remains I had the final word. But just for the hell of it, here’s three more:

UP YOURS CORPSEREAPER.

False Accusations IV

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Geo Says: Aim and I have our own bank guild, which we use to make money for all of our characters. On June 16th, we sold our Level 14 guild with four bank tabs, and swapped it for a Level 15 guild with six bank tabs.

Aim Says: This new guild, Incubus, was currently owned by someone I had as a friend on Real ID. She told me that she was wanting to join the guild that Incubus was merging with, but was unable to do so, as she couldn’t disband it, and the original Guild Master had quit playing WoW. I offered to take it off her hands, provided I could turn it into Geo and I’s new bank guild. She agreed (on the condition that her characters stay), and I was made the new Guild Master.

We kicked everyone out and demoted my friend’s characters so they couldn’t see what we had in the vaults, nor interfere with the gold we had earned.

Two days later (June 18th), the original Guild Master of Incubus logs in, and asks what is going on. I notice that she has joined the guild that Incubus was merging with. I tell her what my friend told me, and she says that she didn’t quit, she was only ‘taking a break’. She then demands that I give her back control of Incubus, or ‘the shit will hit the fan’ (seriously, that’s what she said).

Geo Says: Aim tells me what is happening. Quite frankly, I get annoyed. She gave Aim’s friend control of Incubus when she joined the merger guild. Therefore, I feel that she has no right to try and reassert her ownership.

However, to avoid getting the Game Masters involved, Aim agrees to give back control. Before he does, however, we set about emptying all six tabs of our stock. I take all our gold and leave it safe with Navitas.

After checking to make sure we have everything, Aim gives control of the guild back to the owner. We then leave and decide to form a new bank guild. We could have bought back our old guild, but  I decided that wouldn’t have been fair on the new owner.

Half an hour passes, and we are one signature away from forming ‘The Hoard’ (see what we did there?). This is where the shit hits the fan. But it’s not the old/new owner of Incubus. It’s one of her guild members:

Basically, I am being accused of stealing my own gold. I would like to stress that there was only 40 silver in the Incubus guild bank when Aim and I took over (which was from Cash Flow). I tell this idiot that all he has to do is look at the Money Log, and it will prove me correct. But he still insists that I’m a thief.

Fine, report me if you want. But I’m pretty sure the Game Masters also have a record of guild bank money transactions. So they won’t do anything.

He still hasn’t checked the Money Log. It only takes a few seconds, so do it already.

Maybe if I name all the characters from the Money Log, he will see that I am telling the truth. And I know I am swearing a lot. But come on! The guy accused me of theft, so I’m pissed off. And when I’m pissed off, I swear a lot.

I finally noticed that he hadn’t been replying to me. I check my General chat tab (since this conversation was in a seperate window), and I see that he’s not ignoring me. Maybe he’s checking the Money Log?

All I said was ‘fucking’. There’s a Mature Language Filter in the Options menu, mate. I suggest you fucking use it.

Needless to say, he put me on ignore after this. I hope he does report me. And I hope the GMs laugh at him. The evidence that I’m innocent is right in front of him, but he refuses to see it. And as for my language. Again – Mature Language Filter. USE IT.

I realise that I need evidence to back up my innocence, so I log out of Navitas, and log into Luxxor, my Rogue – who was also a member of Incubus while it was our bank guild. I pretend to be someone else and get an invite back. I then take this screenshot of the Money Log, which proves without any doubt that the gold I took did indeed belong to Aim and I:

As you can see, Luxxoria (my Mage) deposited 41,711 gold. Conspiracy (Aim’s Death Knight) deposited 10,000 gold – bringing us to 51,711 gold. There then follows a series of deposits and withdrawals (but mostly deposits), which leaves us with the 59,342 gold I took out on Navitas.

An hour later, I contact Guthans. By this time he has taken me off ignore. I ask him if he is going to apologise for accusing me of stealing. He does. However, he also tells me that he only whispered me because someone  from Incubus told him to.

If this is the case, I refuse to accept his apology on the grounds that he didn’t check the facts first. If I was him and someone told me to do the same, I would have checked the Money Log first and seen that nothing was wrong. If Guthans had taken a second or two to do this, I wouldn’t be typing this up.

Aim Says: As for my Real ID friend, the one who pretty much started all of this … we’re not friends any more. If it wasn’t for her giving me that dodgy information regarding the status of Incubus’ old Guild Master, none of this would have happened.