False Accusations IV

Geo Says: Aim and I have our own bank guild, which we use to make money for all of our characters. On June 16th, we sold our Level 14 guild with four bank tabs, and swapped it for a Level 15 guild with six bank tabs.

Aim Says: This new guild, Incubus, was currently owned by someone I had as a friend on Real ID. She told me that she was wanting to join the guild that Incubus was merging with, but was unable to do so, as she couldn’t disband it, and the original Guild Master had quit playing WoW. I offered to take it off her hands, provided I could turn it into Geo and I’s new bank guild. She agreed (on the condition that her characters stay), and I was made the new Guild Master.

We kicked everyone out and demoted my friend’s characters so they couldn’t see what we had in the vaults, nor interfere with the gold we had earned.

Two days later (June 18th), the original Guild Master of Incubus logs in, and asks what is going on. I notice that she has joined the guild that Incubus was merging with. I tell her what my friend told me, and she says that she didn’t quit, she was only ‘taking a break’. She then demands that I give her back control of Incubus, or ‘the shit will hit the fan’ (seriously, that’s what she said).

Geo Says: Aim tells me what is happening. Quite frankly, I get annoyed. She gave Aim’s friend control of Incubus when she joined the merger guild. Therefore, I feel that she has no right to try and reassert her ownership.

However, to avoid getting the Game Masters involved, Aim agrees to give back control. Before he does, however, we set about emptying all six tabs of our stock. I take all our gold and leave it safe with Navitas.

After checking to make sure we have everything, Aim gives control of the guild back to the owner. We then leave and decide to form a new bank guild. We could have bought back our old guild, but  I decided that wouldn’t have been fair on the new owner.

Half an hour passes, and we are one signature away from forming ‘The Hoard’ (see what we did there?). This is where the shit hits the fan. But it’s not the old/new owner of Incubus. It’s one of her guild members:

Basically, I am being accused of stealing my own gold. I would like to stress that there was only 40 silver in the Incubus guild bank when Aim and I took over (which was from Cash Flow). I tell this idiot that all he has to do is look at the Money Log, and it will prove me correct. But he still insists that I’m a thief.

Fine, report me if you want. But I’m pretty sure the Game Masters also have a record of guild bank money transactions. So they won’t do anything.

He still hasn’t checked the Money Log. It only takes a few seconds, so do it already.

Maybe if I name all the characters from the Money Log, he will see that I am telling the truth. And I know I am swearing a lot. But come on! The guy accused me of theft, so I’m pissed off. And when I’m pissed off, I swear a lot.

I finally noticed that he hadn’t been replying to me. I check my General chat tab (since this conversation was in a seperate window), and I see that he’s not ignoring me. Maybe he’s checking the Money Log?

All I said was ‘fucking’. There’s a Mature Language Filter in the Options menu, mate. I suggest you fucking use it.

Needless to say, he put me on ignore after this. I hope he does report me. And I hope the GMs laugh at him. The evidence that I’m innocent is right in front of him, but he refuses to see it. And as for my language. Again – Mature Language Filter. USE IT.

I realise that I need evidence to back up my innocence, so I log out of Navitas, and log into Luxxor, my Rogue – who was also a member of Incubus while it was our bank guild. I pretend to be someone else and get an invite back. I then take this screenshot of the Money Log, which proves without any doubt that the gold I took did indeed belong to Aim and I:

As you can see, Luxxoria (my Mage) deposited 41,711 gold. Conspiracy (Aim’s Death Knight) deposited 10,000 gold – bringing us to 51,711 gold. There then follows a series of deposits and withdrawals (but mostly deposits), which leaves us with the 59,342 gold I took out on Navitas.

An hour later, I contact Guthans. By this time he has taken me off ignore. I ask him if he is going to apologise for accusing me of stealing. He does. However, he also tells me that he only whispered me because someone  from Incubus told him to.

If this is the case, I refuse to accept his apology on the grounds that he didn’t check the facts first. If I was him and someone told me to do the same, I would have checked the Money Log first and seen that nothing was wrong. If Guthans had taken a second or two to do this, I wouldn’t be typing this up.

Aim Says: As for my Real ID friend, the one who pretty much started all of this … we’re not friends any more. If it wasn’t for her giving me that dodgy information regarding the status of Incubus’ old Guild Master, none of this would have happened.

Spore Loser

While doing Auction House chores on Luxxoria, a Hunter named Sporezx puts out an advert in the Trade Channel saying that he was selling cheap Blackened Dragonscale.

A quick look at the Auction House reveals he is selling a few individual items for 29 gold each. Looking further, I see that someone is selling whole stacks for 195 gold (which is 9 gold 75 silver per scale).

So, I point this out to him.

If you don’t care – why respond to what I said?

Oh yeah, I definitely touched a nerve here.

If you don’t care about something, don’t reply. It’s as simple as that.

Counter-Trolling 101

UPDATE: I’ve just realised that this isn’t the first story I’ve done on Jasenbladerr.

Move over, Druidial! You no longer hold the honour of being IoW’s biggest ever fail. This new story has twenty-five screenshots! Normally, I would put these into a video – but since a lot of explanation is required, I’m doing a massive post instead.

It all started when I was on my Mage. I put out my ad offering free portals, and soon got a whisper from a character named Jasenbladerr (whom I will now refer to as ‘Jasen’). However, I had forgotten that I had set up my BadBoy Anti-Spam addonto block all incoming whispers, so Jasen’s didn’t get through. I quickly put it back to normal and get in touch with Jasen.

OK, so he is clearly taking the piss. How anyone could think Mages can portal you anywhere is beyond me.

Now that I think about it, could this really be seen as trolling? … Maybe. After all, he is doing something stupid in order to get a rise out of me. Which, as you all know, is all trolling really is.

Someone get this guy a dictionary!

Wait, what? Looks like I have to go back on my ‘silent ignore’ option.

How is explaining something trolling? Someone explain that to me!

Oh, now he’s blaming me for this whole argument. You started it, mate!

At this point, I thought that would be the end of it. However, I log into Navitas and tell him that I took screenshots proving he started it, and offered him a chance to apologise. He didn’t reply, so I said I’d post them here. And put him on ignore. Hey, I gave him a chance and he threw it back in my face.

A few minutes later, I get an in-game mail from a character named Westsidemf.

From what I can actually understand, he’s saying that anyone who gets their whisper blocked by BadBoy will think I am trolling them. It’s happened many times before, and this clown is the first person to kick up a fuss about it. Everyone else accepts it when I tell them I made a mistake and forgot to change my settings.

At this point, I decided not to waste time replying and logged into my Paladin. I go outside Orgrimmar and look for any duels that I could watch. There’s nobody around, so I head back into the city. Just in time to see this:

Now he’s telling everyone in Orgrimmar about me. Isn’t that something else trolls do? As you can see, I am feigning ignorance.

Yes, why is there no point in telling me what’s going on? Because I don’t know. ;)

Oh dear, he appears to know who I am. I’d better do something about this.

You’ve no doubt guessed by now that I am trolling him. Well, he accused me of it, so rather than make this into ‘False Accusations IV’, I might as well do what I’ve been accused of. That way, I get a cheap laugh, and his accusations are true.

I would like to stress that I don’t normally do this – but he went to all the effort of telling everyone in Orgrimmar about our little discussion. So he’s trolling – but me? I’m counter-trolling. Fighting trolling with trolling.

Yes! I got a bite on my troling rod. Now let’s reel this sucker in.

I’m going to stop commentating now. I really don’t feel the need to commentate on these screenshots. They speak for themselves.

Oh, so NOW he accepts it was an addon. If he’d only realised that 10 minutes ago, we wouldn’t be having this conversation.

And you fell for it. At least now your original accusation that I was trolling is valid. As I said, I don’t troll. In fact, looking at these screenshots makes me realise that maybe I went too far with this. Which is why I have also filed this story under ‘Hypocrisy’ and ‘Personal Fails’.

I put him on ignore and logged back into my Druid. That’s when I found yet another in-game mail from one of his other characters.

My reply was as follows:

Since I don’t get very many comments, I can’t really say who you’ll all side with. You might side with me because you think I’m right. Or you might side with Jasen because you think he’s right and that I’m a total dickhead.

Either way, I am 75% happy with this story. Maybe my counter-trolling was a bit too much. However, I still maintain that this whole thing was not my fault.

And now, we finish with a little lesson on how to use BadBoy:

Class Dismissed.

I Love The Smell Of BS In The Morning

I was on my Druid in Stormwind, having just completed an End Time run. I was at a vendor getting my gear repaired when I noticed a Paladin (named Imfamous) standing next to me. I target him and see that he has me targeted. I assume he’s inspecting me and think nothing of it.

I then head over to the Auction House to pick up some gems for the new chestpiece I got. That’s when I notice the Paladin is next to me. I start to suspect that he is following me, so I leave the Auction House and head towards the Stormwind gate. Sure enough, the Paladin is hot on my heels. I wonder why he’s not doing anything, so I whisper him asking him to leave me alone. He had plenty of time to inspect me.

A minute later, I get a whisper from a Mage named ‘Imageyou’…

After checking my ignore list, I find that I was indeed ignoring his Paladin.

This is true. I don’t ignore people for no reason. I can’t remember why I ignored Imfamous, but since the majority of people on my ignore list are elitist pricks who insulted my gear, I assume that’s why I’m ignoring this guy.

As I said, I can’t remember why I ignored Imfamous, but I assume he insulted my gear, just like the other dicks on my ignore list.

He claimed to have inspected me and was going to give me some gems. Obviously not, because he failed to see that I already have gems socketed into my gear.

That said, I assume he was going to start shit again. But after this, nothing else happened.

I can haz loan plz?

Once again, it’s been All Quiet On The Idiotic Front. So, here’s another story I found using the wonder that is the WayBack Machine. I love that thing so much.

After doing the Outland cooking daily, I decided to head over to Hellfire Peninsula to harass the Alliance capturing the fortifications.

While capturing Broken Hill, a Gnome Mage and a Night Elf Hunter (both level 80) show up and force me away. Soon, however, a Tauren Death Knight and Blood Elf Paladin (also 80s) show up. Together, we kill these two.

But that’s not the story, oh no. While this was going on, I received a whisper from a Death Knight called Vandrilla…

It’s obvious I am being sarcastic. Who is this guy to be asking me for what could possibly be a fuckload of cash?!

I’m quite right to ask him this question, I think.

387 gold, eh? Hell no! With 387 gold I could get some useful item for myself! Fuck giving it to someone I don’t even know.

Oh, so you have 100g already, and want 287g from me? Again, HELL NO. My Death Knight had nearly five times that at Level 63!

Anyway, he goes quiet after this. I’m starting to think he got the hint. So, after I get my ass handed to me by a Dwarf Warrior and a Human Mage, I decide to make it clear to him one more time.

Well, shit. Looks like he threw a silent tantrum.