Outdated Idiocy

I was watching some duels outside of Orgrimmar on Navitas. I was in my Restoration spec, so I was healing people when they’d finished their battles. During this time, I was challenged to a duel by a Warlock named Jahbless. DuelResponse declines it for me, but that doesn’t stop him challenging me three more times.

After the fourth challenge, I decide to tell him that he is wasting his time challenging me, when I clearly have an addon that is blocking it.

However, he replies in a way I wasn’t expecting…

He didn’t reply after this. Probably went away to grow up.

Back In My Face

I was on Holiestcow, watching some duels outside Orgrimmar. A Mage named Magiér defeated someone else in a duel. The person he defeated must have called him a ‘noob’ using a whisper (because I didn’t see it, and the person wasn’t on my ignore list), because Magiér asked ‘why i a noob?’.

Obviously, Magiér failed to see my sarcasm, and decides to call me a noob. And all because I thought I was helping him. If this is how he treats people who are helping him, I’d hate to see how he treats people who are hindering him.

With this in mind, I decide to tell him:

He never replied.

So yeah, remind me never to help Magiér again!

Like Akon, I Can’t Stand Deraine Either

I was standing in Goldshire on Navitas, watching all the duels, when I get a challenge from a Rogue named Deraine. Since I have DuelResponse active, the request is blocked. But that doesn’t stop Deraine trying again … and again … and again. I lost count after the fifth challenge.

At first, I tried to stop her challenging me without resorting to ignore. I just told her that I wasn’t getting any challenges appearing on my screen. I lost that part of the conversation due to the large number of people in Goldshire.

However, I got the rest of it.

I’m not sure if blocking trades also blocks duel requests. I don’t see how that would work, given that they’re completely different. But Deraine still wants to duel me. I decide to go to plan B and tell her that I have an anti-duel addon.

Right, I’ve told her. Perhaps now she’ll go away and bother someone else.

Whenever I get a duel request, I always inspect the person who issued it. Nine times out of ten, they are fully PvP geared. Deraine didn’t have full PvP, but she still had more resilience than I did – so any duel would have been a waste of (my) time. And her PvE gear was superior to mine as well.

Full epic gear is hardly ‘crap’.

I have three pieces of PvP gear. She had gear with far better stats than mine. So again, any duel would have been pointless.

What does your dagger have to do with anything? You’ve got two of them, I don’t.

Clearly, Deraine only wanted to duel me so she could beat me with minimum effort. She challenged me, a (mostly) PvE geared player with crap gear to a duel against her, a (mostly) PvP geared player with full epics. Yet another case of Elitism. “Your gear isn’t as great as mine, and for that I want to duel you.”

I put Deraine on ignore and continue watching the other duels going on. A few minutes later, I get another whisper.

Holy crap. I told her I had an ANTI-DUEL ADDON. If that doesn’t scream “I don’t want to duel” loudly and clearly, I don’t know what does.

After sending this whisper, Deraine logged back onto her Rogue. So I decided to explain things to her in a way she’d (hopefully) understand.

When I tried to convey this fact to her from my only Alliance alt, she stuck THAT on ignore as well. In fact, just to tell her about this blog, I had to create a whole new character. I hope you’re reading this Deraine. As I said, apologise to me and I’ll take this down.

Your choice, fool.

Chickens Never Win

I was questing in Darkshore with my Mage when I was approached, and challenged to a duel, by a Dwarf Hunter called Hountar. I declined the challenge and proceeded on my way. However, Hountar wasn’t finished yet:

Why take it to General when a whisper would have sufficed? I decided to prove that I wasn’t a chicken and went to find him.

One duel later the result was as this:

He started prattling on in Dwarvish after that, so I just ignored him and went to quest in Ashenvale. But at least I proved to this idiot that I wasn’t a chicken.