Lilshaw? More Like Lilsore!

BOOM, UPDATE OUTTA NOWHERE!

I was standing around on my Priest when all of a sudden, a Rogue named Lilshaw uses the /chicken emote on me. I was curious as to why this was the case, so I asked them why… only to immediately regret it.

Wow, someone got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning!

Since when did BadBoy_Levels block duels? I wasn’t even aware of that being a feature.

Five times? Pfft, yeah right, pal; I’ll tell you why that’s bullshit in a bit.

I’d put the stupid prick on ignore by this point, hence why there are no more replies. Unless, of course, they were trying desperately to look up better insults than ‘faggot.’

I’d seen Lilshaw dueling other people in Goldshire, and then acting high and mighty when they won. So, I added them to my blacklist, which blocked the two – not five – requests they sent.

But whatever, I still got the last laugh.

I fucking told you you’d end up on here, you moron; perhaps this will teach you not to start shit with random people for no reason, hmm?

Rage With A Side Of Salt

I was on Nogametime – again – when this popped up.

All right, someone wants a duel. Better find them first; I like to inspect people before I duel them, so I know what I’m letting myself in for.

Oh, look, another one of these people. I guess I’d better decline this and use these screenshots to update the Hall of Shame for the first time in–

Hmm, it would seem as though this person can’t handle rejection very well.

Yeah, they mad.

(I normally try to avoid saying ‘umad,’ but I felt I could make an exception here.)

Uhh, you can’t prove that, pal… and I’m pretty sure you’re raging at me for no reason right now, so… yeah, fuck you.

(‘KYS,’ in case you didn’t know, is short for ‘Kill yourself.’)

Rowzy decides to choose the latter offer, whereas this other Shaman decides to pop up and… oh, hell, that realm name is looking too familiar.

Running away from the facts again, Mulder? Seems to be the only thing you’re remotely good at.

Anyway, this was a rather odd thing to happen. Oh well, fuck ’em.

(I should point out that this incident happened on the 13th of January, while the incident mentioned in my previous blog happened on the 7th.)

“It’s *Still* A Legitimate Strategy!”

I was on Nogametime, just chillin’ around Goldshire, when a Death Knight named Braazers asks if anyone has the Grand Expedition Yak. I do, so I get on it and allow Braazers to do what they need to do; they thank me with a /kiss emote, to which I respond with /salute.

Nothing wrong there, right?

Wrong.

Oh, boy, here we go.

Now you know why I’ve titled this post the way I have. Is Mulder seriously still harbouring deep resentment towards me after our last encounter?

Yeah, I think they’re still mad. Oh well, might as well explain things to them… again.

I did ignore them, yes, but not by adding them to my list. I merely blanked them out, because I was far too busy – and more interested – in focusing on owning you with logic (and then with Penance).

For the millionth time, yes.

Braazers/Mulder must be mad if they think I’m going to go “Oh, hey, I would be ever so grateful if you would please kick my arse in a duel.” and then just stand there.

‘Grammar,’ Braazers, not ‘grammer.’ Tsk, tsk.

That still makes you a… actually, I’ll just tell him.

Is it me, or does this person really like using the word ‘tactics?’

Seriously though, it’s the same shit all over again.

So I add them to ignore and leave it at that.

This person really needs to get used to the fact that people don’t have to fight fair in duels if they don’t want to.

Wait, ‘fight fair?’ What the fuck am I talking about? That would imply there are actually rules to be followed when it comes to dueling, or PvP in general. And we all know that’s wrong; hardly anybody even wants rules in PvP.

Now, if only I could figure out how to get this fact through Braazer’s thick skull…

“It’s A Legitimate Strategy!”

(Bonus Points to those of who get the title reference.)

I was in Goldshire on my Level 20 Priest, Nogametime, when I was challenged to a duel by a Warlock named Mulder. In all of my past duels with Warlocks, they have spammed Fear, so I was quick to learn that breaking their line of sight (LOS) with me is very important. With this in mind, I accept the duel and go into the Lion’s Pride.

Mulder forfeits almost immediately, and then this happens:

Hoo boy, Mulder is one of these people.

Wait, what? Do they seriously think that I’m actually going to just stand still and let them attack me? Of course I’m going to hide, you fool, it makes things more interesting!

You’re not familiar with that word? Here, let me help:The ‘specific end’ in this case being me winning the duel.

Okay, let’s be serious: you’re a whiny little bitch who can’t accept the fact that you weren’t going to win a duel in five seconds by spamming Fear and Drain Soul. You also cannot accept the fact that someone was prepared to do whatever it took to defeat you, even if that meant using tactics and strategies you don’t like.

And you’re a twinked warlock with constant heals and fears. What’s the difference?

Mulder challenges me to another duel, which I gladly accept. I’m getting sick of their whining by now, so I’ll take any excuse to beat them.

Okay, Mulder; I’ll be filthy as long as you continue to be bitter and salty. Sound fair?

Patronising me won’t get you anywhere. You lost, deal with it.

Yes you do; I bet you’re seething on the inside, furious that my tactics worked and I added another victory to my win/loss record (which, at the time of writing this post, was 269-14).

It is tactics, Mulder, as I have already explained. Anyway, it was at this point I’d finally had enough of their whining and put them on ignore.

People need to realise that there are no rules when it comes to PvP; if there were, I doubt there would be many people partaking in it.

Sadly, people like Mulder will never realise this, and continue to plague us all with their bitching and moaning.

Not that I’m complaining, of course; their salty tears are delicious, after all…

Logic Bombed

I was in Goldshire on my Paladin when a Level 92 challenged me to a duel; I declined it and asked them ‘Really?’ to which they replied with ‘Are you seriously asking me that?’

When I replied with ‘I was just wondering why a Level 92 would challenge a Level 110 to a duel, a nearby Druid – Sejtnavn (hereafter referred to as ‘Sej’) – replied with ‘Yeah, he did that to me and whined when I killed him.’

I shrugged and replied with ‘Meh; I don’t duel, so IDC.’

That’s when the shitball began to roll.

Pruttemanden – hereafter referred to as ‘Prutte’ – didn’t seem to understand me when I said that I didn’t duel, and promptly challenged me twice. Then Sej started doing it for some reason; I guess they must have felt left out.

Reported? Holy crap, it must be the 2017 effect; can’t say shit without upsetting someone.

I was about to say to Sej that they could now report me for calling them a snowflake, when they brought up that crap about being the one who challenged me. That is true, they were, but they hadn’t even done it when I called Prutte an idiot.

And nobody is roleplaying, Prutte; I am making use of the transmog system. You might want to look it up to see what it does.

Look back a couple of screenshots; the proof is right there in front of you, good reader. Furthermore, DuelResponse told me, which is something else I mention:

Good for you; am I supposed to be impressed?

im sry, wer u expectin me 2 tlk like this? wel im sry 2 have 2 tell u that, unlike u, i hav a life outside of this gaem lolololololololol

Oh, look, Prutte is using the Gear Argument because they can’t think of any proper insults. And again with calling me a roleplayer; that shit is getting stale, pal.

It’s amazing how many people actually believe this; if such an option existed in-game, then I wouldn’t have created an addon to do it for me.

Prutte, seriously… turn the fucking Language Filter off if you want to cuss at me. Pussy.

No, you can’t. I’ve been through the options numerous times, and no option to block duels exists. Trades can be blocked, but not duels.

‘lol stfu’

Translation: I cannot actually prove it, so I will now resort to using a petty comeback in a vain effort to reassert dominance over this argument.

Your PornHub wall? Seriously?

Pay attention to this, as it will be important later.

Oh, and Prutte? You’re quick to point out that it’s a game, yet you still felt the need to insult my gear earlier; unlike you, I don’t spend every waking minute online.

Prutte challenged me another ten or so times after I turned off chat messages; the spam was getting annoying, and making it hard to take screenshots.

No, I didn’t check.

Because one, I’m not that stupid and two, it’s a lie.

‘PhotoHub.’ That’s a good one, Sej; pretty sure you didn’t call it that earlier.

Also, Prutte needs to learn what that phrase actually means.

Fun Fact: I just tried typing ‘PhotoHub’ on my Kindle, and it was autocorrected to ‘PhotoNic.’ So my guess is that either you’re talking shit – again – or someone has been fucking with your ‘autocorrect.’

MInd you, I can’t help but wonder why anyone would use autocorrect on a computer…

Prutte and Sej seemingly got fed up with my logic bombs, as they both ran away from me. Satisfied with my victory, I put the pair of cunts on ignore and prepped the screenshots.

If they’re reading this, then I hope you’ve both learned a valuable lesson about providing the evidence to back up your bullshit claims.

Whether you have or haven’t… get the fuck off my blog, you arrogant twats.