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Imnotpatient? More Like Imadick.

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This post doesn’t have any screenshots, because my Internet connection died as I was about to take some. But I don’t think they’re needed, because you should all know by now that I don’t make this shit up.

Anyway, I was on Luxxoria, doing some random Heroics. I got put into a Deadmines group and we got going. We had decent DPS (almost – Luxxoria’s gear sucks), so we blazed through the bosses in no time.

One of the other DPS, a Death Knight from the Sylvanas realm by the name of Imnotpatient, was Needing on everything he could.

When Vanessa VanCleef injected us with the Nightmare Elixir, we quickly made our way back to her. Unfortunately, I died in the Machine Nightmare. Those spinning lightning things always get me.

So, Imnotpatient decides to call me a noob. I tell him to fuck off, and re-enter the dungeon, only to die again when Vanessa blows up the ship. Imnotpatient has another go at me, and once again I tell him to fuck off.

I collect my body for the second time, and Imnotpatient dies. HA. Fucking KARMA, bitch. He tries to apologise to me for insulting me, but I’m not having it. He did it for no reason to begin with, so he can stick his apology.

Vanessa died, and we all went our seperate ways. The run wasn’t all bad though, I got a Corsair’s Overshirt and I even met another Brony.

But yeah, Imnotpatient. Next time you want to insult someone …

… don’t. Just. Fucking. Don’t.

Killerox the Klueless (via @Hotash1)

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Geo Says: Well, look at this. I was beginning to think that nobody was going to send in something for me to look at, but I guess I was wrong.

This story was sent in by Hotash, from the Frostmourne (US) realm. He has included his own commentary, which is below.

Hotash Says: We were at Queen Azshara, and had just wiped because nobody interrupted her. The tank starts raging, accusing me of not interrupting. Since I was the healer, I was kinda focusing on that.

Geo Says: I love how some people always ask this after a wipe.

Hotash Says: My friend who had tagged along quickly put him right, and that was that. At least until the last boss, when he demanded that I use Life Grip (Leap of Faith) to pull him to the Hourglass so that he could use it, rather than let me do it.

Geo Says: And that’s that. Seems to me like this guy needs to learn the difference between the icons for tank and healer. Maybe get an attitude adjustment as well.

Thanks for sending this in, Hotash! I really appreciate it.

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Pulling 101

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I was tanking Hour of Twilight on Navitas. All had been going well, and we were at the second boss, Asira Dawnslayer. Anyone who has fought her will know she drops a Smoke Bomb every now and again, meaning the tank has to take her out of it so the DPS can attack her. This I did.

However, after we killed her, a Hunter named Projex started talking a load of shit, by claiming I wasn’t taking Asira out of the smoke…

I can say without a doubt that I was taking Asira out of her Smoke Bomb. I’ve always done it, so why would I stop now?

I’ll explain what I mean by this in a moment. I made a diagram.

Also, he wasn’t standing behind me. He’s just saying that he was in order to alleviate himself of any blame. At this point, we were fighting Murozond.

And that was it. We killed Murozond, I gave him this advice and left. Now I will explain what I think happened, using my little diagram…

As you can see, I am originally standing at the position marked by the orange 1. Asira drops a smoke bomb, so I pull her backwards out of it, thus ending up at position 2.

Projex, meanwhile, has ran from the green 1 to the green 2, however his LOS (indicated by the broken line) is blocked by the Smoke Bomb. So rather than move a few feet to his left/right, he decides to accuse me of not moving Asira.

It’s times like this I wish I could record videos. Sadly uploading them would be a huge strain on my Internet connection.

No matter, I’m fairly certain that I am right about my theory. As I said earlier, I always move Asira from the Smoke Bomb, so why would I suddenly stop doing it now?

I Got Ragekicked!

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I am currently farming Justic Points on Holiestcow in order to get one of these. I was put into a Lost City group. There were two Death Knights from the same realm as DPS. One of them, Aëtÿr, soon turned out to be a complete dick.

It all started when we got to the first boss. I was clearing the trash from around him, when Aëtÿr starts moaning about something.

I have no idea what he’s on about, but I assume he’s not happy with the fact I am clearing trash first, rather than pulling the boss.

Since I’m not pulling the boss (given that I am still fighting trash), Aëtÿr decidees to pull the boss himself. The healer suddenly quits the group so naturally, we all die.

When he said ‘DK!’, I assume he was trying to blame the other Death Knight for pulling the boss. But before I died, I targed the boss, and he had Aëtÿr as his target. So it’s obvious to me who pulled him.

Since we’re without a healer, we decide to wait on another one joining us. It also gives us a chance to whittle away the 9 minutes before we can kick Aëtÿr.

The rogue wasn’t interested in ressing him, and I refused to do it on account of his severe attitude problem.

Is he seriously threatening to report me for not ressing him? That’s hilarious…ly pathetic.

In the time he’s spent whining, he could have ran back four, maybe even five times. It’s not like Lost City is hard to find from the graveyard.

I never did ask him why he couldn’t just run back. Hard to believe that this is Screenshot Number 8, and it’s only been three minutes since he started this crap.

I have no idea why he’s blaming the other Death Knight for pulling, when I know for a fact it was him. And adding smiley faces to your requests for a res doesn’t make up for you being a complete and total dickhead.

At this point, the Rogue initiates a vote to kick Aëtÿr. Seems like he had to wait less time than I did. Unfortunately, I didn’t vote in time, and it failed.

OK, these two are definitely friends with each other. And I don’t know why he’s telling me to stop. He must be getting panicky over the thought of being kicked.

What the fuck is this now? I think he means ‘come here and give me a res, pussy’, instead of ‘come here and give me your pussy’.

At this point, I am able to initiate my own vote to kick Aëtÿr. But it failed. I guess the rogue either didn’t vote ‘Yes’ in time, or he pressed ‘No’ by mistake.

Why kick me? Unlike him, I’ve done nothing wrong. I wonder if Aggramar is this battlegroup’s version of Frostmane? In that all the dicks are there.

This is just getting sad now.

Where’s that ‘Leave Party’ option?

Oh, they beat me to it. I have my suspicions that if I had voted quicker when the Rogue put up his own vote, this charade would have ended long ago.

When it came to kicking me, Aëtÿr would have had one vote for ‘Yes’, since it was clearly him who started it. His mate would also be ‘Yes’, and the Rogue (hopefully) voted ‘No’. Since I don’t get a vote, and we were still without a healer, that would have been 2-1 in favour of kicking me.

Anyway, it’s over now. Hopefully I won’t see either of them again. And if I do … I’ll see what happens. Maybe next time I’ll get enough screenshots for a ‘Supreme Fail’?

Ninja Power!

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Whoa, has it really been nearly a fortnight? I guess my new realm and battlegroup really are low on the number of idiots.

To be honest, I took the screenshots for this story on Jun 26th. I then forgot about them until now. Sorry about that.

Anyway, I was healing a random Well of Eternity group. We killed the first boss, and he dropped Girdle of the Queen’s Champion. The tank, a Paladin named Ducapower, promptly performs a Need roll for it.

Nothing wrong with that, you might think. He’s got an upgrade for this old belt. But it’s only after he links his old belt that I think something isn’t right.

Last time I checked, Vicious Ornate Pyrium Belt was a PvP belt for Holy Paladins. So, I decide to look Ducapower up on the Armoury, using the app I have on my mobile.

My suspicions are indeed correct. His off spec is Holy, and he rolled on a Retribution belt. So he’s just a ninja who thought he could pull the wool over our eyes.

But unfortunately for him, I wasn’t fooled.

Oh, and just to prove my point, here’s his armoury shot, as it was on the day the screenshots were taken.

There’s no point in trying to ninja when I’m around.