THIS IS THE 100TH STORY POSTED TO IDIOTS OF WARCRAFT!
No screenshots for this one — but as I’ve stated ad nauseum, we don’t make this shit up.
I was on Luxxor – my Tauren Warrior – questing alongside Raxion, Aim’s Pandaren Monk. We were making our way to Tanaris — but because we couldn’t get a portal to Dalaran (which would allow us to use the Caverns of Time portal), we had to go the long way: Grom’gol > Booty Bay > Ratchet > Long walk south.
Shortly after completing both quests, a level 39 Pandaren Monk arrived. He was Alliance, but that didn’t stop him from starting to spam Aim and I with /laugh, /taunt and /chicken emotes. When I used /laugh back at him, he started to spam /wait on me, and then logged out.
Aim and I figured that he was going to get a high level character, and that he also figured we’d be stupid enough to enter the arena to wait for him. But after five minutes, it became evident that he wasn’t going to turn up. So, we prepared to leave.
Just then, a Level 82 Blood Elf Hunter and a Worgen Hunter arrived. The Worgen turned out to be the Monk, and started spamming us with emotes. He was skulled, but I inspected him and discovered from his heirlooms that he was Level 62.
This is when things got a bit crazy. More people turned up, a Level 90 Gnome Monk (I could tell from her HP), a Level 90 Troll Druid, and a few more Alliance. All of them went into the arena… and just stood around doing nothing. The Druid tried to get me to join them, claiming I wouldn’t be harmed, but I wasn’t falling for the obvious trap.
The Level 39 Monk from earlier came back and once again started spamming emotes. When he too entered the arena I took a chance and went for him — only to be killed by the Druid (hence why this is filed under ‘Hypocrisy’).
The Worgen Hunter came back as well and tried to get me to duel him. Aim and I both decided that enough was enough — so he got Roguerage – his Undead Rogue – and I went to grab Luxxoria, my Gnome Mage.
I arrived at the Arena just in time to see the Pandaren Monk leaving, so I promptly one-shotted the crap out of him, then the Level 82 Hunter, and then a nearby Worgen Druid (who started raging at me for killing him and the others).
Satisfied that I had made my point, I logged back onto Luxxor — only to get even more spam thrown at me. So, I went and got Navitas (my Night Elf Druid).
I went to the Arena and made mincemeat of the Monk and Hunter again. When the Troll Druid and Gnome Monk tried to fight back, Aim and I teamed up – despite the fact he was still on Roguerage – and beat the shit out of both of them. We killed the Monk, but sadly the Druid survived long enough to escape the Arena and allow his FFA flag to vanish.
After killing the Pandaren Monk, Blood Elf Hunter and Worgen Hunter a few more times, Aim and I finally decided that enough was enough. So we logged back onto Luxxor and Raxion and continued on our merry way.
I lost count of how many kills we got, but Aim and I both agree that the final tally looked something like this:
Aim and Geo 8 – 1 Gurubashi Dumbasses
It may be wrong, but we still killed them more than they killed us.
And we wouldn’t have it any other way.