*blows dust off*
Hello? Is anyone there? I have a story to share!
Oh, there you are. Right then — better get settled, because this is a big one.
I was on another one of my alts, an Orc Shaman named Cthep, when I decided to head outside of Orgrimmar to watch a few duels.
It’s not long before I see this. Now then, it would appear that this guy doesn’t appreciate losing a duel — after all, he is resorting to calling people ‘retards.’
Well obviously they are good, because they won the duel.
Oh yes. You are better than us because you know how to rage about losing. I decide I’ve seen enough, and put my two pence into the hat.
He did indeed lose a few more duels before he started raging. If memory serves me correctly, he lost three duels — two to the same person.
He’s getting his main. This ought to be good.
During the brief lull in character swapping, a few people reflect on events which have transpired thus far.
He is now on a Level 90 hunter, and challenges the person who defeated him. They refuse, citing the fact they are PvE geared and he is PvP geared.
He only called you a noob because you were crying about losing.
I’m right, though — any PvP geared player who challenges a PvE geared player to a duel is just pathetic. It happens to me all the time (but thank fuck for DuelResponse).
He’s finally realised that I’m talking about him, and now he has turned his attention towards me — starting with his favourite insult.
As I’ve said before, you are a noob. And I’m entitled to my opinion as much as you are entitled to not care about it.
Am I right, or am I right?
First of all, I don’t have an ‘attitude.’ Secondly, even if I did… how does that make me a ‘retard?’ (Fuck, I hate that word so much.)
Now he’s trying to save face by bragging about how ‘great’ he is.
At this point he decides to leave. He may think he’s won, but I know he’s only leaving because I’m not buying the bullshit he’s trying to sell me.
A while later, and I’m still outside Orgrimmar watching people duel. It’s not long before Braom/Vdarkhunter notices me.
Now he’s accusing me of flaming him. I don’t recall doing that, so perhaps I should file this under ‘False Accusations’ as well.
Technically you didn’t ‘duel a pve,’ because they turned you down. But I digress: he still doesn’t understand why I think he’s a noob.
Again with ‘retard.’ Seriously, man, that’s not cool.
He’s getting desperate, I can sense it.
‘Found it on translate?’ What the fuck is this guy on about?
At this point, I decided to put him on ignore before shit got too personal.
And that, dear readers, is the end of that. I’m sorry this took so long – this actually happened in June, for fuck sake – but I just got preoccupied with other things.
Now that my realm (Shadowsong) has been merged with another one (Aszune), I hope to update more frequently from now on. I’d promise to update more frequently but… yeah, I think we all know how that would turn out.
Until next time, everyone, stay cool.
And remember, we accept submissions here at Idiots of Warcraft — so if you’ve got a story you’d like to share, then please get in touch.