Aim and I were doing Timewalking Dungeons, finding ourselves in Utgarde Keep. I was tanking, and I was unfortunate to find myself lumbered with a rather lazy healer.
Needless to say, it wasn’t long before I died.
I never had any problem doing these dungeons back when I was a proper Level 80, so I don’t know why it is such a big deal now. My healer, Yunko, offers a sarcastic comment, to which Aim responds with this:
If Yunko was ‘spamming’ heals, then I’m next in line for the British throne.
All was quiet for a while — until a ‘Vote Kick’ dialog suddenly appeared. The intended target? Baegon (Aim). The reason? ‘Faggot.’
It’s just a shame I didn’t get a screenshot of it. I also voted ‘No,’ but I think you all gathered that.
The vote, sadly, passed, and Aim was removed from the group. No prizes for guessing who initiated it. Suffice to say, I left soon after.
But was Aim right to say that Yunko’s heals were ‘weak?’ Let me check my Recount…
Yunko’s Healing + Overhealing = 383,391.
I used Frenzied Regeneration and Healing Touch to heal myself for 119,054. Take that away from my Healing Taken and you get 341,703. If you take away my Damage Taken, you are left with -168,639 — which tells me that Aim is indeed correct.
Any healer who is ‘spamming’ heals should not be left with a deficit this large.
Feel free to prove me wrong if you think my maths is crap, but until then I will continue to assume that Yunko just got a little bit butthurt.
(Obligatory: ‘Funko’ is a registered trademark.)