After banging his head, Anon wakes up in Ponyville General Hospital. The nurse wants to know how the accident happened, so he tells her the truth: it was all down to a name.
Why? Well, ponies may not think much about their names and what they mean — but Anonymous is not a pony.
As such, something which sounds normal to them sounds extraordinarily dirty to him…
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