[New Story] Are You Made Of Copper And Tellurium? (Cover by @HiccupsDoesArt)

Twilight loves Rainbow Dash, and plans to tell her in a typical Twilight fashion — through science. But when Rainbow Dash doesn’t react in the way she was expecting, it leaves her feeling heartbroken; one pony is left to pick up the pieces, as well as make Dash realise the truth.

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[New Story] Button Mash – Revenge of the Rekt

When Button Mash thrashes somepony in online multiplayer, he is quick to gloat about it. When the pony in question says that they could easily track him down, he challenges them to do exactly that; he even bets them a hundred bits that they won’t.

His opponent says they will, but Button isn’t worried; after all, it’s not like they will actually go through all the effort of tracking him down, right?

Right?

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[New Story] [Mature] Confound These Pony Names, They Send Me To Hospital

After banging his head, Anon wakes up in Ponyville General Hospital. The nurse wants to know how the accident happened, so he tells her the truth: it was all down to a name.

Why? Well, ponies may not think much about their names and what they mean — but Anonymous is not a pony.

As such, something which sounds normal to them sounds extraordinarily dirty to him…

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[New Story] Welcome To Pony Town

When Twilight learns of a strange new town which has suddenly appeared in Equestria, she decides that it warrants further investigation. So off she goes, dragging Starlight Glimmer along with her; a great opportunity for a friendship lesson.

It’s not long before they both start to wish that they’d stayed in Ponyville.

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